AOTUS @The_Autopen

*Official* account of the Autopen of the United States. I give the best signatures. Resolute desk, left drawer Joined May 2011

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar

7 years ago

“I Have A Plan For That” New cover of Time Magazine featuring Elizabeth Warren. h/t @brianstelter’s newsletter: mailchi.mp/cnn/rs-may-8-2…

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John Hayward @Cobretata

7 years ago

If this economy was any more beautiful, Joe Biden would be rubbing its shoulders and sniffing its hair.

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AOTUS @The_Autopen

7 years ago

Beto: children aren’t the future

Alexandra DeSanctis Marr @xan_desanctis

7 years ago

Here’s Beto O’Rourke at a campaign event in Cleveland responding to a question about third-trimester abortions: “That should be a decision that the woman makes. I trust her.”

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Alexandra DeSanctis Marr @xan_desanctis

7 years ago

Here’s Beto O’Rourke at a campaign event in Cleveland responding to a question about third-trimester abortions: “That should be a decision that the woman makes. I trust her.”

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AOTUS @The_Autopen

8 years ago

Chief Running Refrigerator

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The Hill @thehill

8 years ago

#BREAKING: GOP leaders remove Steve King from all committee assignments hill.cm/2pLjK6A

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AOTUS @The_Autopen

8 years ago

Easy: priority number one is always Trump

Phil Elliott @Philip_Elliott

8 years ago

The government shuts down in less than 10 hours and members of the President's party have no idea about the President's priorities.

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AOTUS @The_Autopen

8 years ago

A Clockwork Orangeman

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🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye

8 years ago

Extremely normal human Stephen Miller has a wig for everyone in the White House

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AOTUS @The_Autopen

8 years ago

Failing up

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🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye

8 years ago

do you ever just not say the first thing that comes to your brain to flex on the president

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AOTUS @The_Autopen

8 years ago

The Trouble with Ballots

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AOTUS @The_Autopen

8 years ago

Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station

City Journal @CityJournal

8 years ago

This November, it’s likely that the Democrats will achieve long-sought legislative control over New York State. The policy implications will be enormous, writes @SethBarronNYC. bit.ly/2z3rkoL

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Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch

8 years ago

Never go full Wohl.

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AOTUS @The_Autopen

8 years ago

SO WEIRD

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🅳🆁🅸🅻 🅽🆈🅴 the reply guy @dril_nye

8 years ago

Instead of the Devil’s Triangle we had an even more sinister game we played called the Rubik’s Cube.

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AOTUS @The_Autopen

8 years ago

Meet the new NAFTA, same as the old NAFTA

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AOTUS @The_Autopen

8 years ago

BUILD THE WALL

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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

8 years ago

We got A Pluses for our recent hurricane work in Texas and Florida (and did an unappreciated great job in Puerto Rico, even though an inaccessible island with very poor electricity and a totally incompetent Mayor of San Juan). We are ready for the big one that is coming!