Dan Isenberg @TheseDanTweets

33 • My personal account, I will use "adult words" here • CFB, Pro Wrestling & Video Game Aficionado • Possible Sith Lord • Penn State • Altoona Mirror Tyrone, PA Joined January 2015

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Marvin L James II @sportsguymarv

a week ago

Heard a story of an AAU coach who put all 10 of his players on the floor at tip off. The refs told him that 5 needed to get off the court. He didn't and got a tech. He turned to the parents behind the bench and said, "See, I told you that they all couldn't start!"

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Sneedle @SRamirez68083

2 weeks ago

I knew the remodeling after the fire was controversial but I thought it was culture war nonsense. I can see why people were angry.

Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano

2 weeks ago

Notre Dame’s new $100 million football facility looks INCREDIBLE

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Dan Isenberg @TheseDanTweets

2 weeks ago

Turns out, Merriam Webster says "no hyphen."

Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy

2 weeks ago

Is cluster-f**k hyphenated or one word?

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Dan Isenberg @TheseDanTweets

3 weeks ago

Currently rewatching Digimon Adventure 02. The most unrealistic part isn't the digital monsters — it's towards the end when they're chasing wild digimon all over the world and a dude tries to land a jet in Manhattan in 2002 like W wouldn't have shot it down almost immediately.

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Dan Isenberg @TheseDanTweets

3 weeks ago

Forced me to change my plan and less than a month later, multi-hour outage.

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Underdog @Underdog

4 weeks ago

How the last 3 National Championships would have looked if the SEC left the NCAA:

Underdog @Underdog

4 weeks ago

UGA Head Coach Kirby Smart on the SEC breaking away from the NCAA. "Yeah, I've actually been saying that for a long time."

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Dan Isenberg @TheseDanTweets

4 weeks ago

Never forget...

Ben Jones @Ben_Jones88

4 weeks ago

Teaching an intro sports analytics class and we’re talking about fourth down decisions. Had to bring back this Penn State classic.

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The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller

a month ago

“Shut up or we’ll keep killing you”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

a month ago

Tom Homan: "It all go backs to the Dems ... there's still gonna be more bloodshed unless they shut their mouth and let ICE enforce the laws that they enacted."

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NKY Lefty @NKY_Leftist

a month ago

We do want voter ID though. Go ahead. Issue every citizen a free ID that's easy and free to update/replace and require bringing that to vote. Oh? That's not what you meant? You just want everyone to jump through hoops to vote? Gotcha, stfu then.

Remarks @remarks

a month ago

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Joe Rogan says the only reason Democrats don't want voter ID in elections is to cheat.

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BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon

a month ago

Me: I'm going to eat healthy Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

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Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy

a month ago

Preseason Top 25 AP Poll will be released noon ET on Aug. 17. Plan your outrage accordingly

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Won’t Delete This Until OU Scores @Doc_Texas

a month ago

USA vs Belgium

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Fightful Wrestling @Fightful

a month ago

Sami Zayn basically adopted the WWE Championship. 😂

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Shaemus @shae_aII_day

2 months ago

> be Algeria > end up in Lawrence > be embraced by community > blend KU and Algeria fandom > embrace KU athletics > lose in the round of 32

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RGT 85 @RGT_85

2 months ago

Me watching grown ass man video game streamers struggling to play Star Fox on Switch 2, a game that I beat like it owed me money when I was 13.

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RedditCFB @RedditCFB

2 months ago

Monterrey is a 6 hour drive from San Marcos, which means whatever that completely unhinged shootout was officially qualifies as #Pac12DespuesDeLaOscura.

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Fightful Wrestling @Fightful

2 months ago

Danhausen’s face 😂😂

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan

2 months ago

I know very little about basketball but I do know a bit about public speaking and I can say without any hyperbole that @ZohranKMamdani is one of the greatest public speakers alive on planet earth right now. Chills.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

2 months ago

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

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RedditCFB @RedditCFB

2 months ago

Texas Tech puts out a 22 minute video outlining their position in detail. TCU has issued a formal response.

TCU Football @TCUFootball

2 months ago

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dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism

2 months ago

I don’t think the Europeans understand that “Americans who like soccer” and “Americans who like Donald Trump” are two groups that pretty much don’t overlap.