Things People Say On Tinder @ThingsTinder
Silly sh*t said by the good (and bad) people of Tinder Joined November 2018-
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There's nothing sexier than unpaid labour
That makes me go weak at the throat 🤮
Money is the root of Alexander McQueen?
I'm getting just the tiniest bit tired of reporting the same fake profile again and again.
...on the tissue of patriarchy?
"Nudes are overrated send me a video of you reading out loud so I know your not fucking dumb" - F. Dumb Esq.
"I need a proper bloke who can tell me to "shut up and come here!" " youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7TU
People who can't grammar good bore me
This is a real profile that a real person really wrote. So that's a thing.
From her expression, it looks like she just wants to be given the sweet release of death.
Please if you don't understand basic grammar...
"work in wealth management... Hate... Jeremy Corbyn" Bye, Felicia 👋
You learn something old every day
Nothing against homophobes, but seriously, too many homophobic looking people these days.
Well you fucked that joke right up.
URGH Merry Christmas, asshole.
Someone has a rizzerly active imagination
This would be a great bio if I was sexually attracted to fortune cookies
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