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Coming up at 11:40, we meet the delivery driver who believes they have travelled from a dimension which is ruled by sheep
Coming up at 11:25, we meet the dancer who thinks James Bond is actually real and living among us
Coming up at 11:05, we meet the magician who believes they were King Henry VIII in a past life
Coming up at 11:00, we meet the electrician who thinks vampires are slowly taking over the world
Coming up at 10:45, we meet the niece who believes coffee is the creation of the devil
Coming up at 10:55, we meet the maid who tours around the world singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to baby ostriches
Coming up at 12:05, we meet the former nun who believes a hedgehog in their garden is plotting their murder
Coming up at 10:45, we meet the rapper who believes the secret recipe for KFC is hidden in the pyramids
Coming up at 11:40, we meet the presenter who claims to have been raised in a jungle by a pack of wolves, before meeting a singing bear
Coming up at 10:55, we meet the lawyer who has dedicated their whole life to raising awareness about the benefits of Red Leicester cheese
Coming up at 12:10, we meet the chef who believes Earth is a computer simulation game, controlled by a pre-pubescant teenager
Coming up at 11:40, we meet the rapper who claims they have been cloned 3 times by their neighbour
Coming up at 11:40, we meet the detective who claims to have invented the worlds first teleportation device
Coming up at 11:05, we meet the fisherman who believes they have travelled from a dimension which is ruled by sheep
Coming up at 11:35, we meet the singer who believes fireworks are used to communicate secret messages
Coming up at 12:05, we meet the child who claims to have proof that chickens can play poker
Coming up at 11:55, we meet the nurse who doesn't believe that humans need oxygen to survive
Coming up at 11:00, we meet the musician who has invested £9million into the "Pineapple On Pizza" campaign
Coming up at 12:05, we meet the lawyer who believes puppies are the worlds greatest hypnotists
Coming up at 10:50, we meet the nurse who claims the only reason they got married was "for the bants"
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63 Followers 596 Following
Tina Brewer @tina_brewer4103
26 Followers 785 Following
Lucy Fiddis @lucyfiddis
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psul @psul64906519
111 Followers 1K Following
paul mellish @paulmellish202
12 Followers 374 Following I am happy been gay love drag and going out for to the pub and love dinner out and take way
Scorpion Thunderbolt @Scorp_Bolt
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Abba Abdulqoudr @abbaetiee02
193 Followers 5K Following Knowledge is d fuel dat fires d engine of life
CJ @cjnj287
47 Followers 1K Following
Murcia Marjaan @MarjaanMurcia
70 Followers 265 Following
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68 Followers 762 Following
The Positivity Revolu... @PositivityRevo
22 Followers 102 Following To unite in a powerful movement to spread love, inclusivity and positivity around the world! #PositivityRevolution
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1 Followers 15 Following
Rene Millman @ReneMillman
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424 Followers 2K Following
debbie @jonesdebz
19 Followers 200 Following
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John @John19088841
4 Followers 573 Following
Relationship Paradigm @RelParadigm
18 Followers 44 Following Get top tips and resources from Relationship Expert Neil Wilkie - Author & Relationship Coach. Target to improve 10m relationships! https://t.co/U2Q4rgXqOx
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529 Followers 816 Following
rachael mallett @rachiemallett26
1K Followers 2K Following Likes pointless, comedies, music, clothes, shoes, perfume, holidays and loves my husband!:) loves game of thrones! i am a mummy to a beautiful boy :D. IPC nurse
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571 Followers 703 Following Politics in the UK and around the world is proper bonkers... pro Europe, pro democracy, pro choice, anti hate. They/them.
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229 Followers 1K Following
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78 Followers 172 Following 31. i saw stephen fry's grindr and lived to tell the tale (pfp by @milkieoats)
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185 Followers 7K Following 🤪Single, Dog loving, murder mystery cook.
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ITV @ITV
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Harry And His Cat �... @mpharrisonHarry
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1K Followers 4K Following Make the odd YouTube video debunking conspiracies and anti-science nonsense.
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18 Followers 44 Following Get top tips and resources from Relationship Expert Neil Wilkie - Author & Relationship Coach. Target to improve 10m relationships! https://t.co/U2Q4rgXqOx
Westie @Wee_Westie29
5K Followers 7K Following 33 | Mother of Misfits. Ringleader of the Lost Boys & Girls of the Wayward Court—the strange, the odd & unapologetically weird. Chaos enthusiast 😈
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370 Followers 494 Following
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68 Followers 762 Following
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121 Followers 478 Following
Julia EDWARDS @JuliaED70781424
21 Followers 45 Following
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321 Followers 647 Following Beloved by local media and bars; fat balding socialist. Patterdale Terrier owner.These are not the views of any company I work for. #boozshevik #grammarnazi
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571 Followers 703 Following Politics in the UK and around the world is proper bonkers... pro Europe, pro democracy, pro choice, anti hate. They/them.
jessica @jessicau_
365 Followers 225 Following
Country Geek @geek_country
576 Followers 2K Following Horsey, Carriage Driving, Techy, Country living geek. Engineer, Consultant, Broadcaster, Instructor & Tamer of Mythical Beasts. Dont give a damn what you think
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27K Followers 19K Following Trophy husband, never worked, lots of servants, got manflu, founded #ChurchofCashology , mothers-in-law for sale, Eton, loads of £££, modest, a real shit
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Paul @AtlantaatnaltA
229 Followers 1K Following
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34 Followers 16 Following
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50 Followers 872 Following
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1K Followers 2K Following
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359 Followers 338 Following Love life, laugh everyday and follow those dreams.
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128 Followers 122 Following
Zachary Person @Zac_Person
8K Followers 918 Following Was a Professional Throw-Stuff-er in the Houston Astros organization, but they fired me. LSUE Bengal, Forever LSU. (Peer-son).
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3K Followers 8K Following
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