Paul Palmeri @ThisPaul
you know where to find me Los Angeles Joined March 2009-
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@SOMPatriots @Yankeesource @Yankees Very weird thing to say about a No. 1 prospect but this kid is going places
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@Jared_Carrabis @rsoxenjoyer As a lifelong Yankees fan who went to college in Boston from 99-03, Manny Ramirez going to the Red Sox changed everything.
Before you ask in your judgmental fucking mind yes I’m going to meetings yes I’m in therapy yes I’m on antidepressants. please know that this is a person suffering who doesn’t want pleasantries or cliches. I want everyone to know how fucking hard this is.
Also painfully obvious I’m not mad at anyone here. Just myself. Always myself.
Just gonna go ahead and say I never liked any of you fucks
Further proof that nothing fucking matters
One of the nicest things anyone’s ever done for me is come to Los Angeles and not tell me
@jessecase is literally the only reason I’m still on here.
It's funny to me when someone obviously just learned a new word. My friend said "penultimate" like 3 times tonight. A plethora of times. Like, an absolute plethora. He kept saying it too, making an even bigger plethora.
@BillyBonnell @SheaSerrano Now ma’am I didn’t ask what color the boy was I asked if he was thirsty
@alexsteed @ZooManMorgan I work at a bar. This dynamic is so real and truly baffling. Just go home! Don’t hang out with these people!
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Boomer Esiason expresses remorse for now former Mets relief pitcher Jorge López after learning his son is dealing with a serious health issue and awaiting a transplant.
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I’m not exaggerating in the slightest when I say that this may be the single greatest postgame press conference of all time LMAO
10/10 reaction
Dude flexes gun on livestream and finds out
Gold Jacket Green jacket who gives a shit
Hey @AdamSandler, best of luck in the sequel. You’re going to need it. There won’t be no miracle putt to save you this time. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows. I’m winning the gold jacket this time and there’s nothing you can do about it. See you on the tee box.
I miss doing drugs because when I was doing drugs there were days I’d put on my pants to find that I’d broken into another department store to try on pants again
@chrisneffcomedy I hope it was a good thought! Likewise brother 💛💛
Hey comics in LA particularly. After being out of the game for 4 years now I had a chance to catch a mic in Alabama lastnight. You are living their dream life. The places you all go and hang out? They’d cut their arm off to go there. Instead of sitting around bitching 1/?
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