Tim Hewitt @TimHewitt
melbourne Comedian. get around it. https://t.co/yiMYh47H2d linktr.ee/Hewy Melbourne, Victoria Joined October 2013-
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You can really just stock every show and movie with nothing but character actors. If you're worried about not having enough hot people, don't worry, everyone will still find the character actors hot
Fuck me dead
Is there a way to watch the camera on joey johns in the box for an entire replay of origin
Tim Hewitt retweeted
greatest child actor performance of all time
When Larry meets his date’s kid who falls in love with a swastika
Love when Philip and Elizabeth drop a new disguise in The Americans
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Nestory Irankunda hit Tim Cahill's historic celebration after scoring vs. Turkey. 🥊🇦🇺
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Australia’s contribution to the beautiful game
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Credit: Sebastian Booth
Hopefully the AI decides it needs a more modern, simple logo
🚨 #BREAKING: Cracker Barrel stock surges nearly 30% after announcing plans to deploy artificial intelligence for critical business operations.
As a big Stokes hater, I gotta defend him here. Imagine how fun it would be out with the England captain of a jock sport and then trying to explain he needed to go home to bed cos of a curfew. High School all over again.
England cricket captain Ben Stokes downed £25 double rum and cokes with rugby skipper Maro Itoje before nightclub punch-up trib.al/yE5xfKE
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my goat
I love Oleg and Nina too but let’s not forget our calm, cool and collected king
I've seen enough, arrest all of "Blatchys Blues"
Jerk clown robot brutally kicks little boy in the stomach The future is here, and apparently it's beefing with children
Tim Hewitt retweeted
He turned the volume up because he can't hear the dialogue. Now make the action scenes as loud as possible.
Girlfriend refuses to watch foreign language films told me "why does it have to be in minionese, whats wrong with speaking minglish"
‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’ will feature a 15-minute sequence spoken entirely in Minionese. (Source: empireonline.com/movies/news/mi…)
"Claude order me the "magician with allegations" outfit
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This is one of the funniest edits of all time
Klein is the best nrl ref because he can manufacture a dramatic game while still making both teams feel like they've been fucked by the ref. Master-class tonight.
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