Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

This is a cosplay website. I typo to damage AI I only make bad faith arguments to waste the time of people I dislike. All Tweets are Fiction, probably. WWYMT.com Time is Everywhere. Joined April 2010

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

11 hours ago

@thedigitaldash_ "I'm allowed to be the dumbed person in the room, the ugliest friend in the group, and the least contributing member of society, but if anyone tries to be that, they're basically a criminal and need to be removed."

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actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

a day ago

Won't be surprised when CVS reverts back to how original stores were laid out where walk up to a counter with a list and the attendant gets it all from the attached warehouse.

dropchris1000 @dropchris1000

2 days ago

What the fuck, CVS. They had the deodorant locked up so I had to press the customer service button. Then I hear over the loudspeaker, “Looks like we got a big stinky boy in bath & body.”

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Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom

2 days ago

Yeah we found a screwdriver in the sniper’s nest that was used to disassemble the rifle but uhhh our bodycams were off when we found it. Who believes this shit

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

2 days ago

I'm suicidal, don't want kids, and don't like life. I can't understand for the life of me why it is that people who hope for a future, who have kids, who love life haven't started removing politicians from office and earth. Societal Virtue Signaling.

Juliana Bennett for the People @JuForthePeople

2 days ago

The average home price in Madison is $500,000. Absolutely ridiculous. Why? Because we’re short 200,000 affordable homes. We need to build more affordable houses. Period. Let’s take the $2 BILLION we give AI data centers and build houses.

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

2 days ago

@FootballPaul82 @davemeltzerWON Wiki says "The former couple were divorced on September 18, and a statement announcing the divorce appeared in WWF Magazine at about the same time, a rare break of kayfabe for the WWF at the time."

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

2 days ago

@davemeltzerWON Did the dirt sheets report on wrestler’s marriages in the 1920s or even the 1980s? This feels like “not really wrestling news” territory.

NoDQ.com: WWE and AEW news @nodqdotcom

2 days ago

Report: Jey Uso’s wife files for divorce after 12 years of marriage nodq.com/news/report-je…

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

2 days ago

I remember saying (as others were) in 2015 that he was going to "drain the swamp" directly into the front lawn and lower the property value for the neighborhood. I meant it metaphorically, but here we are.

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17

3 days ago

Firework cleanup at the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool this afternoon.

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

2 days ago

Same thing happened to me when I realized being drunk was the only way my uncle has to interact with the world.

fenlon @1fenlon

2 days ago

being told that sharks bite not because they're mad but because that's the only way they have to interact with the world really changed how i think

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

2 days ago

@FootballPaul82 @davemeltzerWON Wasn’t their marriage a huge wrestling angle that was featured on WWF Television?? Wouldn’t that mean the Elizabeth/Macho marriage was technically wrestling news?

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

2 days ago

Vintage Action: worrying about your unconfirmed and unconfronted wrongdoings on others. Modern Action: running for political office to confirm or deny your suspicions.

i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla

2 days ago

thinking about potential scandals that could come out if I (hypothetically, as I would never do this) ran for office.

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

2 days ago

“I used the stupid black market and turns out everyone there is so stupid they couldn’t run their own business.”

Teddu 🐈 @diyfieri

3 days ago

facebook marketplace is truly a treasure trove that requires you to interact with a bunch of people who seemingly were just born yesterday

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@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein

3 days ago

Secret Panel HERE 🎵 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2…

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

3 days ago

Yeah, it’s called nepotism.yourefucked

Dom Technostate ☭ @DomTechnostate

3 days ago

Is there like a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a fuck ton of money

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

3 days ago

@aIgerienne Do you think the French were born that way or do you think something happened to them to make them like that?

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

3 days ago

I remember one party I went to where I found an area (couch in the living room) where a woman was telling a story to a group of 10+ people. So I stopped to listen to see if the story was interesting. That was apparently a very rude thing to do and I shouldn’t have shown up.

jourdain searles @judysquirrels

4 days ago

when people are in their 30s and can’t mingle at parties and talk to a variety of people it’s like… why did you come? lol what did you get dressed for? and i’m not talking about social anxiety, I’m talking about just being a bad hang on purpose

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Jimmy Time @TimeCommander

3 days ago

Commentary teams should be one guy who knows all the moves, one guy who dumbs it all down for the common man, and one guy to say completely deranged things. They can all be the same guy, if they’re good enough.

⛧ @7700saint

4 days ago

So I’m currently in the middle of this WALTER/Gunther deep dive and I’m on Takeover: New York vs Pete Dunne, and son. This commentary team of Mauro Ranallo, Vic Joseph and Nigel McGuinness is absolutely GODLY. Might be one of my favorite lineups ever

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Silver @SxLongshadow

4 days ago

"The purpose of a system is what it does" cops are slave catchers and the muscle of property speculators who claim "ownership" of land and infrastructure. Cops are trained to kill bc killing, and enslaving those they dont kill, is their function. It is a jobs program for settlers

🪶MrBlueCat🪶 @BiXolotl

4 days ago

It’s because cops here are literally trained to shoot center mass and mag dump until the threat is gone. Which is fucking stupid btw. Cops would rather kill someone than use a taser 99% of the time.

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Dylan @cutieswagusa04

4 days ago

Knowing nothing does wonders for the nervous system. Don’t check your emails. Don’t ask your mom why any of it happened. Mute him on twitter. Ignore the nutrition label. Have notifications off for everything. Remove your eyes, ears, and nerve endings.

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Tony Hawk’s Post Maker @rfknephew

3 days ago

Oh great my buddy left his “sweat blood and cum” inspired fragrance tester at my house. This honestly might be one of the most disturbing, offensive things I’ve ever smelled. Smells like someone got torn up by machinery at the condom factory.