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Shettima says lasting marriages are built on character, forgiveness and humility, not wealth or beauty.

🚨 OFFICIAL: NO Portugal vs Argentina in World Cup quarter finals. ❌🌎 The only chance for Ronaldo vs Messi will be in the final, New York. 🗽

Nigerian Population In UK 🇬🇧 2000 ⟶ 🇳🇬 84,000 🇬🇧 2001 ⟶ 🇳🇬 88,378 🇬🇧 2002 ⟶ 🇳🇬 95,000 🇬🇧 2003 ⟶ 🇳🇬 102,000 🇬🇧 2004 ⟶ 🇳🇬 110,000 🇬🇧 2005 ⟶ 🇳🇬 120,000 🇬🇧 2006 ⟶ 🇳🇬 132,000 🇬🇧 2007 ⟶ 🇳🇬 145,000 🇬🇧 2008 ⟶ 🇳🇬 158,000 🇬🇧 2009 ⟶ 🇳🇬 172,000 🇬🇧 2010 ⟶ 🇳🇬 180,000 🇬🇧 2011 ⟶ 🇳🇬 191,183 🇬🇧 2012 ⟶ 🇳🇬 198,000 🇬🇧 2013 ⟶ 🇳🇬 205,000 🇬🇧 2014 ⟶ 🇳🇬 212,000 🇬🇧 2015 ⟶ 🇳🇬 220,000 🇬🇧 2016 ⟶ 🇳🇬 228,000 🇬🇧 2017 ⟶ 🇳🇬 235,000 🇬🇧 2018 ⟶ 🇳🇬 243,000 🇬🇧 2019 ⟶ 🇳🇬 251,000 🇬🇧 2020 ⟶ 🇳🇬 265,000 🇬🇧 2021 ⟶ 🇳🇬 294,000 🇬🇧 2022 ⟶ 🇳🇬 340,000 🇬🇧 2023 ⟶ 🇳🇬 461,000 🇬🇧 2024 ⟶ 🇳🇬 513,000 🇬🇧 2025 ⟶ 🇳🇬 550,000 🇬🇧 2026 ⟶ 🇳🇬 585,000 (est.) Source: Office for National Statistics (ONS) Census & Home Office Visa Audits.

A former Yahoo boy showed up at my site every day looking for work. His story touched me. I gave him a housekeeping job. Cleaning the entire site after work hours. Few months later I got him a vacancy at a hotel a friend manages. Today my friend called me. They arrested him. He had been receiving hotel payments into his personal account and telling guests the hotel account was faulty. He even recruited other staff into the scheme. I apologized to my friend and told him to recover the money by selling every property the boy owns. People don't change!!!

For those of you still with a father, post him & celebrate him. For us that death has taken away our fathers, let's still celebrate them & be a better father to our children. ❤️

Happy father's day to every best father in the whole world

My grandmother had one rule. Every Sunday, nobody was allowed to eat until 12 noon. Not even children. Not even visitors. I thought it was punishment. Years later, I discovered the real reason.

When I was 17, I stole ₦5,000 from my mother's handbag. She never mentioned it. Never asked questions. Never accused anyone. But what happened three days later changed me forever.

A new week Make a wish about the good things you want and write it down The universe will come through at the needed time

“I’m not staying at Lekki, I stay at Epe. The place I live, I pay N1 million for a 4-bedroom apartment for 3 years. That’s what I can afford” – Streamer Carterefe tells Gilmore

Lawyer ignites debate with a question on social interaction

LEGAL WAYS TO TOAST A FEMALE LAWYER If you like a female lawyer, please approach with caution. This is not an ordinary assignment ,female lawyers are deities ,you need to thread with caution Here are some legally approved ways to toast a female lawyer: 1. Serve Her a Proper Notice of Intention Don't just appear from nowhere and start calling her "baby." File your intentions properly. "Learned Counsel, I hereby notify you of my intention to apply for a permanent relationship with you." 2. Present Credible Evidence Lawyers believe in evidence. Don't tell her: "I love you." Tell her: "Exhibit A: I think about you daily. Exhibit B: I smile whenever I see your messages . Exhibit C: I have deleted all competing interests." 3. Avoid False Representation Do not claim to own three mansions and five oil wells when your account balance is arguing constitutional rights with your expenses. A lawyer can spot contradictions faster than a judge spots contempt. 4. Respect Due Process You cannot meet her today and be demanding answers tomorrow. Relationship matters require proper filing, hearing, and determination. 5. Be Ready for Cross-Examination Female lawyers don't ask ordinary questions. You may hear: "Where exactly were you at 8:37 p.m.?" "Who is Blessing and why did she react with a heart emoji?" Answer carefully. Your responses may be used against you. 6. Do Not Commit Contempt If she says she's busy preparing for court, don't ask: "Court again?" That statement alone may attract sanctions. 7. File for Adjournment Respectfully If you can't make a date, don't disappear. Apply for adjournment with reasons and supporting documents. 8. Seek an Out-of-Court Settlement Flowers, food, and thoughtful gifts have resolved many disputes before trial. 9. Don't Argue Every Point Remember, she argues professionally. If you insist on winning every argument, you may become a landmark case. 10. Pray for a Favourable Judgment After presenting your facts, evidence, and submissions, the final decision rests with Her Lordship. FINAL SUBMISSION: Toasting a female lawyer is not impossible. Just come with honesty, confidence, good character, and a sense of humour. Because while she may know the law, she still appreciates respect, kindness, loyalty, and genuine affection. Question: Have you ever toasted a female lawyer before? What was the verdict — relationship granted, dismissed, or struck out for lack of merit? Which was her verdict Law is Emotionsless © Emmanuella Ogwale

“My friend was just kidnapped in Ore. We were told the kidnappers were wearing police uniforms. President Tinubu, you have failed us. We don’t want you. We will take back our country come 2027.” —Angry Man says. This is really so sad and painful.

Jose Mourinho is fixing Real Madrid's defense. Dumfries from Inter Milan Konate from Liverpool They swallowed many goals last season like Ruth swallowing fufu.

The era of borrowing cooking gas from your neigbours is gradually coming to an end because of Tinubu's administration. Just spoi!ing everything that makes us happy Nigerians.

“Just because you added some mellow music in the background, doesn’t mean what you’re saying makes sense” – Media Personality Solomon Buchi Slams Yinka Alaseyori Over Remarks in Recent Video

🚨 JUST IN; UEFA has approved Chelsea to play in the Champions League next season as they set up Alumus project for past Champions League winners. Source: En siere seh

@FabrizioRomano Again, this is lame from footballers. Needed penalty to draw the game, no goal threats for 120 mins except aimless possession & passes. You came to play cos of passes around the pitch? Pure nonsense

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