Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor

Award winning writer. 2-time chili & wing cook-off runner up. 4-Time youth basketball champ. Probably not your lawyer. mediocremovie.club ATL Joined July 2009

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2 years ago

𝙾𝚞𝚛 @ValleyHoops 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚎, 𝚅𝚒𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝙰𝙸 🖥️ A Thread

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Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor

2 years ago

I got back on Twitter simply to say that this is one of the best jokes I've ever read.

ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic

2 years ago

Oh boy...

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@TomBenson_UE The adulation in the replies is well-earned. You had such a positive impact on so many of us through your steady and tireless leadership and mentorship. Thank you for what you gave to the UE community!

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Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor

2 years ago

They've never even heard of a courtesy wave.

ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic

2 years ago

Oh boy...

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Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor

2 years ago

.@Vol_Baseball always drives slowly in the left lane and never lets people merge.

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2 years ago

.@Vol_Baseball pours milk in the bowl before they add cereal. #guac🥑

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@HartmanMath @Vol_Baseball Not even getting Nude in Bio

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.@Vol_Baseball promotes bunting in coach pitch baseball.

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2 years ago

@RyanReynolds Our hotel bar ran out of Miller Lite last night.

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Wes Rucker @wesruckerTBA

2 years ago

I'm completely serious when I suggest that Evansville fans today, per capita, put down more adult beverages than any collection of visiting fans I can remember at Lindsey Nelson Stadium. The Purple Aces and their fans are here to party. Love it.

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Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor

2 years ago

@HartmanMath That fucking guy!

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2 years ago

Knoxville: We're Shitty Chattanooga

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Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor

2 years ago

On the way out I heard, "we're better than them, but they didn't give a fuck. They came after us." @UEAthleticsBASE loves to get rowdy.

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Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor

2 years ago

@Jevin_13 Good Aces crowd out there, but we really needed @reansiley

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Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor

2 years ago

Johnny Law gave me a ticket. That's how worried @Vol_Baseball is about @UEAthleticsBASE. Haters. #guac 🥑

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Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor

2 years ago

A punch in the face of a @Vol_Baseball fan isn't all that damaging because they all lost their teeth in late childhood due to poor hygiene and malnutrition. But it still feels good to do it.

Riverboat Gambler @Rivboat_Gambler

2 years ago

With an ace up our sleeve and a pot of house money let’s shock America again Evansville! Poor lads in orange have “volunteered” to get ROCKED by the GUAC