Today Tonight 2016 @TodayTonightMU
This is the 100% Official parody Twitter account of Australia's favourite 'current affairs' show. Joined November 2013-
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TONIGHT: We hunt down the obese school children on 457 visas who built the beachfront mansions that collapsed during the #SydneyStorm
TONIGHT: The unemployable, unskilled and illiterate dole bludging refugees that are stealing your job.
It was the spate of beheadings that shocked the world. Tonight, we look at what went wrong on the finale of #TheBlock
Could this be the end of the obesity epidemic? We look at the the unlicensed electricians campaigning to bring Ebola to Australia. #auspol
MEDICAL MARIJUANA : We look at the raging debate over the Syrian rebels' attempts to use it to reduce their carbon footprint.
"Officially, it's the biggest dick on the face on the Earth" Archaeologists discuss the new Nazca Lines discovered after sandstorms in Peru.
Tonight, we track down the cyber bully who lost 50 kgs by practicing sharia law on out of control street hoons. #todaytonight #aca9
"The 'One Punch' laws to stop king hits aren't as strong as you'd think." We get some advice on how to get to the front of the checkout.
"He's just a skeleton in a cloak, dude doesn't have any eyes." Tonight we talk to the fast talking poker player who cheated Death.
They're getting high in public parks in front of children, outraging locals. We talk to the kite flying enthusiasts who just don't care.
"This is all because of that damn mosque!", Bendigo residents express outrage at the death of the Big Day Out.
SOPRANO SACKED OVER GAY SLURS: "They are definitely moving with the times." LGBT expert speaks on landmark move by the mafia. #auspol
Tonight, we chase down the mummy blogger dealing prescription drugs to the obese children of dating scammers.
"Washing detergent and some vaso." The slippery tactics used by conmen to evade the law will shock you.
"I was left with a sinus infection." Council parking inspectors making people pay through the nose in latest revenue raising exercise.
Is your teen a tagger? Should they all be locked up? We look at those considered a scourge to society, and to football fields everywhere.
Tonight, we chase down the travelling con artist who took DMT and thought he was a pensioner being banned from an RSL.
"Kegel exercises and lube. Lots of lube." We talk to the couple charged with smuggling weapons into Australian prisons. #aca9
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