Timmy-1-800-LMFAO @TodayWithTimmy
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this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in
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“Mal posso esperar pra me divertir no meu dia de folga.” Eu no meu dia de folga:
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i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.
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these niggas don't give a fuck bro LMFAOOO
“Que falta de respeto, esto no es competir sanamente” Yo llegando al hotel de Ecuador
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cuando uso "😔" esto es lo que quiero transmitir
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Gente que tiene Twitter pero nunca tuitea nada
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“Seu pacote será entregue hoje.” Eu o dia inteiro:
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As a grown ass man I’m not working 10 hours to come home and argue with a fat bitch
I love how my mother asks for my opinion just to completely ignore it and do what she originally planned anyway.
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“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
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Generation so cooked you have to be a 21 year old millionaire, 6ft, 180 lean to date an unemployed alcoholic
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“Dinheiro não compra felicidade.” Eu com dinheiro:
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Arrancar isso dói mais do que qualquer término: 💔
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“2026 vai ser o meu ano.” Eu em Junho:
Somebody called me "kusoyaro" when I was in Japan, I don't know what it means, felt good though.
Being called "-sama" probably feels good as fuck if you're japanese
@arn07_x I found out later that it means "bastard/asshole"😭
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