King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

Sooper-genius word nerd. I know how to use semicolons properly... and often do. He/him. Buy my novel: https://t.co/JpEvnllxgF TonyNoland.com Philadelphia, PA Joined October 2008

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King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

2 years ago

Back from the dead to raise a glass

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King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

2 years ago

Still alive. Still here. Still angry.

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King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

3 years ago

Still here. But still angry, so…

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Morgan Wright 💎 @byMorganWright

3 years ago

13 for me👀. You??

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King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

3 years ago

Jordan can’t win because he’s too much of an asshole - only the MAGA crazies will vote for him. Scalise can’t win because he’s not enough of an asshole - the MAGA crazies won’t vote for him.

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King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

3 years ago

Probably the best part of this video is when they drive under a sign that says PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Yeah, no kidding.

Morgan Wright 💎 @byMorganWright

3 years ago

13 for me👀. You??

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Laura Marston @Kidfears99

3 years ago

We literally all died, Rob. We died. 100% of the time.

Rob @RobLibertarian

3 years ago

@ninaturner @TheDoorOfNight So what did people do before insulin was invented?

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Sesame Chiccen 🔜Dreamcon @Loccdawggg

3 years ago

Never seen a “boy what the fuck” so clearly

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Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT

3 years ago

I think that's an SPQR code

Thinkwert @Thinkwert

3 years ago

This QR Code takes you to a website for a garum restaurant in Pompeii that hadn’t updated since 79 AD.

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King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

3 years ago

@PoetCatRussell It’s getting harder and harder to find reasons to hang out here.

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King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

3 years ago

Was this a good life? Parts of it were. I want to remember those.

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I still like twitter. For selfish reasons (that I have thousands of people here I enjoy talking with) I have stayed on. But it does seem to be more welcoming to the people who want it to be an outhouse than to those who want it to be something a little less turd-filled. 11/

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King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

3 years ago

@PoetCatRussell Am thinking about Twitter and the communities I’ve been a part of here. Feels like there’s not much of a future here.

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Jessica Hagy @jessicahagy

3 years ago

Another baby? Well, damn.

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Zack Labe @ZLabe

3 years ago

With ice growth remaining slow, the record #Antarctic sea ice anomaly (negative departure from average) continues to somehow get larger in size... Seasonal cycle graphs at zacklabe.com/antarctic-sea-…. More info at nsidc.org/arcticseaicene….

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King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

3 years ago

@FARfetched58 I’m using a test account, for just such reasons as this.

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King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

3 years ago

Just got the 🧵 app. Let’s see how this goes.

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King of Tωitter @TonyNoland

3 years ago

But since Tweetdeck will be unavailable to non-verified accounts* in a month or so, it doesn't really matter. Nothing matters. *Blue-check suckers shelling out $8/month. Or $12. Or whatever.