MaiRuwa @Toombiee

Living the dream.| Gunuvi.| Once in a while, I tweet serious things. Between Venus & Mars Joined October 2010

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

a hour ago

No be you go tell me wetin to do🤨🤨

Storyteller, also doing Tech @beebayuu

16 hours ago

Small money enter your account now... The leftover rice wey you bin plan to warm and chop today come dey smell to you... Wehdone ó! Kwantinu!! 😒😒😒

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

14 hours ago

@beebayuu Whose memoirs?

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Babájídé @Babajiide

a day ago

Haha 😆 This fitfam life is not for me because why I Dey chow sardine bread at 22:52 ??? 🥲

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

a day ago

@Mosopemi Is your head swelling?

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Big Bims @bimxy

3 days ago

I don't know how to complain about the one installed in my office toilet without looking weird. Olorun má je ka rogun clitoral severance.

Ejor e rora ma install pressure pump sinu building yin, o le fa casualty. Jet spray to jade ninu bidet ti mo sese lo tan nisin, o fee le ja kini tan wi yi. Abi kini ka ti gbo pe founder ma need surgery lati connect rectum e pada. E jor e je ka fi suru si modern technology yi

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

3 days ago

1 - 1 goal less draw

Somebody @perlmutt_

3 days ago

My fabric vendor is the reason I don’t have akojo and me too I don’t have amojukuro 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

5 days ago

Videos aren't playing, is it just on my TL?

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HRM Oki Clifford Mayowa 🇳🇬 @djspeakz_ent

a week ago

Throwback Thursday: I went for garden wedding gig at Ibadan and I just bumped into my mum at the location too, she came all the way from Lagos lol. Everybody knew that day that I was her son. She no let them rest 😂😂😂

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

a week ago

@MASKURAID Every guy needs to experience it in their hot era: so you'll learn that, that energy you're feeling funky about, someone has more.

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

a week ago

@TheYemiKing

ERINLÁKÁTABÚ OF IWOLAND @Ogbeni__Skrtel

a week ago

Yoruba savagery is on another level 🤣

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

a week ago

@_haystaar 1000 is too rounded up, just do 1006.

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

a week ago

I like the way DSS is thinking.

Zagazola @ZagazOlaMakama

a week ago

DSS Set To Appeal Life Sentence On Ansaru Terror Commanders *Seeks Maximum Penalty On Behalf of Murdered Oriire Teachers By: Zagazola Makama The Department of State Services (DSS) is set to appeal Monday's life sentence handed two top commanders of the Ansaru Terror

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

2 weeks ago

You have to commend the ingenuity. 🤣

jadwah🌹 @_AyshaMaigiwa

2 weeks ago

My siblings ate my chew gum and replaced it with beans.

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

2 weeks ago

@TheYemiKing Oshay

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

2 weeks ago

Graphic artists still dey see work? Most e-flyers are AI generated.

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

2 weeks ago

@TheYemiKing Why cheat?

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

2 weeks ago

Kindly tuck in your old age.

Babájídé @Babajiide

2 weeks ago

@BAdetokunbo Lmao 🤣 I don lose touch o ! And during my time we Dey meet face to face lol 😂 and instagram didn’t have DMs

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

2 weeks ago

Is 'FUTA' not an acronym?

Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories

2 weeks ago

BREAKING: Federal Government Approves Recruitment Of 1,200 Staff For Newly-Established Ondo Federal Teaching Hospital

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MaiRuwa @Toombiee

2 weeks ago

I'm baffled when I see the opinions of seemingly intelligent folks on this app, especially those that support the 'messiah' in the last general election. Almost as if sense takes flight.