Topher Harless @TopherHarless

I write jokes w @MorganEnglish_ that bother my fam. My therapist thinks I’m funny. Rep’d by [email protected] tiktok.com/@topherharless Los Angeles California Joined July 2008

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Topher Harless @TopherHarless

2 years ago

Me: *Sneezes* Teams: You are on mute, unmute yourself so people can hear you sneeze.

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A few weeks ago, I overheard a young coworker ask another young coworker who “Reba” is because she’s getting a new tv show. The 2nd coworker replied, “I think she used to be a singer. Not sure why she’s getting a tv show.” Now she’ll be, “the lady that sang at the Super Bowl.”

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Topher Harless @TopherHarless

3 years ago

@meganstags Can you send me a link to where I can purchase all of your NaNo novels?

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Topher Harless @TopherHarless

3 years ago

I’m at a #ZankouChicken waiting for an order and a man is arguing with the cashier about the difference between white and dark meat. People who work at restaurants should make that 1% kinda money. The patience required is nuts.

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Topher Harless @TopherHarless

3 years ago

@chrissyteigen I miss Milo’s so much. I wish they would build one in LA! However, you can buy their tea at Ralph’s now.

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Topher Harless @TopherHarless

4 years ago

@GinaIppy SAME!

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Topher Harless @TopherHarless

4 years ago

@hillarylevi Subscribed. 🙂

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Topher Harless @TopherHarless

4 years ago

Is this my last tweet? If so…. Dad gum it, I can’t think of anything to say.

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Topher Harless @TopherHarless

4 years ago

This one hurts. 💔

Matt Smith @GungaDin

4 years ago

Certainly the best Batman and it’s not particularly close. Immediately re-defined the character and built a template for everyone moving forward. All Batmans are in his shadow. An absolute legend and a devastating, devastating loss. RIP Kevin Conroy.