Train Diaries 🚂 @TrainDiaries
The jaundiced views of an ex-commuter on the railways of the North East. The North East Joined February 2012-
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@TattooedDoll2 Same when I go back to Glasgow
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One area of our office now has pod desks that you can book for more privacy when working. They are superb - I sit in them every day to avoid interacting with colleagues. One Friday I fell asleep at my desk for 3 hours and no-one even noticed.
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@CyclingLain LNER trains with that fucking puppet. Jesus Christ man!
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Balloon day present from big son. Good lad 😊
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