Maidstoneisaurus 🇺🇦 @TransferCunt
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Welling admin going in with all the subtlety of a player about to leave a defender needing facial surgery.
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Maybe we’re a better side than sacktheboard@ifuckdogs48 had us believe.
6️⃣ points in 72 hours! What a team! 🖤💛
No Kylian Mboppé?
📝 Two changes from Saturday with Alfie and Jayden coming into the XI #UpTheStones 🖤💛
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Report from yesterday's game is live: thestonesbackpage.co.uk/just-say-no/
Fuck my actual hat.
If new Gravesend supremo John O'Leary wants to prove he exists, there's no finer way of doing it than this.
Bit of a Dame Judi here.
CLUB STATEMENT We can confirm that payment has now been made to HMRC for the full value required as per the winding-up petition with details of transaction sent to the League. Please see below... ebbsfleetunited.co.uk/club-statement…
If only there were some handy, relevant link to a story in a local newspaper that could be posted right now ...
🚨 BREAKING: Boreham Wood chairman Danny Hunter has issued an update on the Abdulmalik transfer situation in his programme notes for tomorrow's game. Hunter says he feels he must “stand up to outside noise, to see passive-aggressiveness for what it is” - and says recent press
Would have given it Craig Fagan for beating Dorking without putting one of their players in hospital, but it’s all about opinions.
Maxy has been named as @Kent_Online Manager of the week after our demolition of Dartford! Congratulations Gaffer thoroughly deserved after an excellent start to the season 🔴⚪️ #WeAreWings🪽
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An extra report from Dorking on Saturday. A stellar Riley Court, a player burns us at the traffic lights and 'new American partners couldn’t seem to get enough of Marc White saying “fuck” and “mate”.' thestonesbackpage.co.uk/left-in-the-du…
‘Nice keeekabout weev the lads.’
🗣️ Craig Fagan on the 3-2 win over Dorking Wanderers. youtube.com/watch?v=CtCbjS…
‘Aren’t great’.
@DorkingWDRS DW were so technically poor today , the amount of misplaced passes and horrible bouncing balls they are giving each other was unbelievable.. Tactics & substitutions were so conservative as well and let’s be honest Maidstone aren’t great . Work to do
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If only Marc White had something to stop the sun getting in his eyes 🙄 #dwfc
Three easy points.
THE CURSE IS OVER!! It's 🌲 points at Meadowbank!! 😍
We are pleased to announce a new 12-month partnership with IDentiSurge, with the Club to trial its identification and safety system at Arbour Park during the 2026/27 season. Supporters aged 14–21 will require an IDentiSurge account to attend matches. Full details, including how
Is he an architect? Will he cure cancer? Or does the timeline suggest he is in fact, an absolutely massive cunt?
Maidstone away, got stuck outside till halftime because there wasn’t anyone over 18 with us, shit stewards shit club shit town yup the Strypes 🏖️🏖️
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You can read it as it happened here ... thestonesbackpage.co.uk/maidstone-v-fo…
Final score 1-1. Terrific strike gave Folkestone the lead, Charles equalised. Maidstone probably deserved more but all round very encouraging.
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Right: attempting the first ever Back Page Live "blog". Updates here: thestonesbackpage.co.uk/maidstone-v-fo…
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Live updates tonight, wifi permitting.
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Walton & Hersham 0 Maidstone United 3, report by Tom Rogers. thestonesbackpage.co.uk/relief-all-rou…
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