Transvine @Transvine

I hate politics and I love lying. He/They. pfp credit @Hey_Kiah New Zealand Joined November 2013

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Meek Mills and Boon @KiddSpade1

2 weeks ago

Another day volunteering at the Kiwibank. Everybody keeps asking if they can fuck the sheep. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck it.

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๋.๋๋ ࣭ ⭑resor๋t ࣭enjoyer๋ ࣭ ⭑ @idmpredator

2 weeks ago

Average Kiwi couple 2026 (will move to Australia in the next six months)

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tennessee moltisanti @slinky__malinki

2 weeks ago

opening the "for ewe" tab

Postcode Apparatchik @MaoistStdEn

2 weeks ago

Call me a sheep dog the way I’m herding everyone to posting the forbidden green sheep

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hikikomoriana grande @mothmaam420

2 weeks ago

kiwibank don’t even dmca you anymore they just look at you like this

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zaria ✨ @Zarch001

2 weeks ago

when aussies are mean to kiwis This is who youre being mean too

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Postcode Apparatchik @MaoistStdEn

2 weeks ago

Buck the Sheep - why is everyone posting Buck the Sheep? Why is Kiwibank issuing copyright strikes? This thread is a quick run down on the events that lead to the green sheep craze gripping New Zealand Twitter this week (1/11) 🧵

lily 🇳🇿 @impwurt

2 weeks ago

my hand-drawn rendition of Kiwibank sheep Buck, heavily based on the painting 'Anguish' by August Friedrich Schenck (1878). the death of her ownself when born depicts the ouroboric nature of the state-owned bank's mascot

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lily 🇳🇿 @impwurt

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dio @diocl420

2 weeks ago

as a non american genuinely what does a frat contribute to university other than rape

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gross boy🐌 @grossb0y

4 weeks ago

do you think there are weeaboos but for this part of the world

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shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard

2 months ago

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Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs

2 months ago

My high sex drive and desire-to-do-bits drive work in tandem to make me the ultimate apex predator

JIMMY CHOCOLATE🪡🪉 @weaverfuck

2 months ago

my sex drive is high but unfortunately hopelessly outclassed next to my desire-to-do-bits drive

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Transvine @Transvine

2 months ago

@AngelicTTV If anybody disrespects my partner, that person isn't a friend because they're dead to me :)

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Tori WTF @ItsToriWtf

2 months ago

The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you

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. @dotkeres

3 months ago

i could use a hug rn or maybe a bullet through my brain

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plum ₊˚⊹ 🌸 @p1umblossom

3 months ago

yeah this is the perfect representation of how i try to talk to ppl

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Transvine @Transvine

3 months ago

@Lam8yTTV Are those stats specifically for graduates from your institution, does the unemployment figure include underemployment, and is the figure for employment straight out of university?

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Transvine @Transvine

3 months ago

Something I've noticed about the people I love in my life at this moment is that I feel recharged and energized by giving them love, attention, and time. I feel like my heart is fuller for knowing them, and I feel more complete by loving them. Love y'all

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pinkie @pinkamaniaa

3 months ago

that one mf who says “i love this song” after every song on their own playlist

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Bandolero 🇪🇦🇮🇨🇪🇭🇬🇮 @patriotismoo_

3 months ago

Partido Comunista de China: "El golf no tiene ningún valor deportivo en absoluto"

Dragon kingdom.wu🌃 @loongkingdom

3 months ago

China has announced the ban on the existence of golf courses. It requires that all existing golf courses be incorporated into urban community parks and made accessible to all citizens. Moreover, it states that golf has no sporting value at all.