TreeTopFrog @TreeTopFrog

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Small Business Owners Is your content casting into the void? 🎣 Catchin’ heehaw? That’s exactly what Boab did — chuckin’ sausages into a loch and expectin’ a trout wi’ a taste for pork. 🌭 Simple truth: 🎣 Wrong bait = Nae fish. And that’s when you end up with: 📄 Service pages that don't catch. 🎣 Ads that never hook. 📝 Blogs that never surface. 🦗 An inbox quieter than Boab’s empty creel. If your content doesn’t match what people are actually searching for, you might as well shout “pies!” into a skip. This free chapter from Boab's Big Book o' Marketing Myths tells it as a pub story over a pint — search intent is the difference between empty creels… and leads on the line 🐟 “Keyword Research: You Wouldnae Fish Wi’ a Sausage!” is just one of 70+ real-world marketing myths Boab's book tackles — website whoppers, SEO slip-ups, ad disasters, tech terrors, AI sidekicks and more. No fluff. No jargon. Just laminated lessons you can use to fix yer bait. Banter on the surface. Real marketing underneath. 👉 Link in the comments — on the house!

📂 SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 Technical SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 Site Structure ┃ ┣ 📂 Crawlability ┃ ┣ 📂 Core Web Vitals ┃ ┗ 📂 Structured Data ┃ ┣ 📂 On Page SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 Keyword Research ┃ ┣ 📂 Search Intent ┃ ┣ 📂 Title Tags ┃ ┗ 📂 Internal Linking ┃ ┣ 📂 Off-Page SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 Link Building ┃ ┣ 📂 Digital PR ┃ ┗ 📂 Brand Mentions ┃ ┣ 📂 Content SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 Topical Authority ┃ ┣ 📂 Content Clusters ┃ ┗ 📂 Programmatic SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 Local SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 Google Business Profile ┃ ┗ 📂 Local Citations ┃ ┣ 📂 E-commerce SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 Product Page SEO ┃ ┗ 📂 Category Page SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 International SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 Hreflang ┃ ┗ 📂 Geo Targeting ┃ ┣ 📂 Enterprise SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 Automation ┃ ┗ 📂 Governance ┃ ┣ 📂 AI SEO ┃ ┣ 📂 Generative Engine Optimization ┃ ┗ 📂 LLM Visibility ┃ ┗ 📂 Analytics ┣ 📂 Google Analytics ┗ 📂 Search Console

🎱 Meet Big Davie Chef. Darts Semi-Finalist. Pool Champ & Enforcer. Occasional Safety Hazard. Apron long past retirement, cayenne-stained hands, and a stare that’s grilled as many folk as steaks. Known For 🎱 Screamin’ “IT’S NO BURNT, IT’S CHARRED!” 🎱 Abandonin’ the kitchen mid-rush tae win a pool game 🎱 Once attemptin’ a whisky flambé wi’ a Zippo and nae regrets Catchphrase: “Could’ve gone pro.” ⚡️ Coming soon: fire, flavour, and management advice ye definitely shouldn’t try at home.

🎤 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮 Waitress. Drama Magnet. Karaoke Assassin. Power curls, glitter eyeliner, and a gaze that could melt laminate — or yer confidence. 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿 👉 Explodin’ on TikTok while threatenin’ a stag do wi’ a dessert spoon 👉 Sellin’ the full dessert menu wi’ just a wink and a tray 👉 Givin’ Boab a verbal skelp at least three times a day 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗽𝗵𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗲 “Hiya sweetheart, I’ll get that in a jiffy!” ⚡️ Coming soon: the secret weapon behind every sold-out menu

🍺 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗕𝗼𝗮𝗯 𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲: Tavern Owner. Marketing Eejit. Unintentional Case Study. 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸: Flat cap, suspicious stare, and the look of a man who’s just lost a fight wi’ the printer. 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿: 👉 Believin’ laminated menus count as “strategy” 👉 Shoutin’ “I’ll dae it masel!”… then daein’ it wrong 👉 Accidentally goin’ viral fae fallin’ through the toilet door Boab’s the main character in our new marketing adventure — Plenty chaos and lessons tae come… 🍻

Rumour has it the Frog invented The Tattie Scone Strategy™, Pitch & Toss, and The Combustulator — a daft contraption that does more in 2 minutes than Boab does in 2 decades.

Jody Greig @Jody_Digital

9 months ago

🐸 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 @TreeTopFrog Marketing Strategist. Systems Whisperer. Full Scottish-Level Thinker. Frog suit. Or… maybe an actual frog. Even Sandra’s no’ sure. 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿 👉 Roasting Boab wi’ love and laminated logic 👉 Droppin’ truth bombs harder than Big Davie throws

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🍺 Boab is raw, daft, and once proved ye cannae catch trout wi’ a sausage. 📋 Like always wi’ Boab — every disaster’s just a laminated lesson in disguise. 🔜 Coming soon… stories from sausages tae search engines tae sales funnels.

Jody Greig @Jody_Digital

9 months ago

🍺 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗕𝗼𝗮𝗯 (ranting about Digital ID & the ‘Brit Card’) 𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲: Tavern Owner. Marketing Eejit. Unintentional Case Study. 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸: Flat cap, suspicious stare, and the look of a man who’s just lost a fight wi’ the printer. 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿: 👉 Believin’

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We're not just using AI... we're weaving it into the fabric of everything we do 🤖 Are you embracing AI, and if so, what tools are you using to redefine your workflows?

GPT 4o Image Gen: Image Creation.... Insanely good! 🤯 Check out the attached graphic (GPT 4o Image Gen) that we produced for our sister company @Awesum_CRM We took the "Bits to Bobs" script and prompted GPT to create a poster in the style of, Kill Bill.

AI, Och aye 🤖 We’ve seen a massive shift in workflows and processes over the past few years at TreeTopFrog. Embracing AI hasn’t just changed how we work; it has completely redefined our operations 🚀 Here are some of the tools that we use:

They continue to amaze…

Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan

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