True @TrueTrue_52

The rescue coordinator called to tell me the cat I'd applied to adopt had been adopted by someone else. Her: I'm so sorry. He went yesterday. Me: Oh. Her: You were second on the list. Me: That's okay. Her: You don't sound okay. Me: I really wanted him. Her: I know. Your application was the most detailed we've ever received. Me: I did a lot of research. Her: You included a floor plan of your apartment. Me: I wanted them to see he'd have space. Her: With furniture labeled. Me: For context. Her: We have another cat. Me: I'm not sure I'm ready to.... Her: She's been here fourteen months. She's older. She's not getting looked at. Me: Why not? Her: She's not a kitten. She just sits in the back and waits. Me: Does she like people? Her: She likes quiet people. I think she'd like you. Me: Why? Her: You made a floor plan. That's a quiet person move. I went in on Saturday. She was in the back. Walked directly to me. Sat down. Didn't perform. Just chose. Her: She's never done that. Me: (already crying) Her: Yeah. Take her home. The thing you wanted and the thing you needed are not always the same cat.

my favorite part of the bible is when jesus, instead of telling women how to dress, tells men to gouge out their eyes and cut off their hands if they’re not capable of controlling themselves.

Not sure if everyone is fully aware of what is facing Andrew Tate right now. If the US extradite him, he will likely face trial in the UK, facing potentially 20+ years in jail if found guilty. Once he's served his time/been acquitted, he would be transferred to Romania and face similar sentencing there if found guilty. If not extradited, he will have to return to Romania to face trial there, facing potentially 20+ years in jail if found guilty. Once he's served his time there/been acquitted, he would be transferred to the UK to face his charges there. There is no scenario where he can realistically avoid trials in both the UK and Romania, unless he literally spends the rest of his life on the run. There's a strong possibility he could spend the rest of his life in jail.

I would really like to hear how!

@Sam_SportsFan @fesshole In my experience, women will go bitch to their friends if they're unhappy and the problem can't be fixed, men will go cheat if they're unhappy and the problem can't be fixed 🤷🏻‍♀️ in MY experience 😠

You never know what people are doing in their homes

Bro built haaland from scratch 😭🫵🏻

Today is Keir Starmer’s final day as Prime Minister of United Kingdom. 🇺🇸Trump: "Send warships." 🇬🇧Starmer: "Get Lost." 🇺🇸Trump: "We need your bases." 🇬🇧Starmer: "Not our war." 🇺🇸Trump: "Send troops." 🇬🇧Starmer: "I won’t send British kids to die for this." And he’s gonna be remembered for one thing: telling Trump no on Iran. Massive Respect 🔥

The difference between my GOAT and your goat.

@Axiom_WWE 😂

24-time Grand Slam winner Novak Djokovic gets into character for his first WWE entrance! 🎾

Hunter Biden on Trump: “I would tell him to go fuck his fucking self. And please leave. This man has tried to torture me for fucking ten years. The shit that he says about my dad. His obsession with tormenting my dad. Hanging a picture of an autopen on the colonnade. Demeaning him and all the things he said about him. What the fuck kind of man would I be if I didn’t tell him to go fuck himself?”

@muheediva01 Period poops 🤷🏻‍♀️

This is exactly why I pay for the internet.

Hey men ... Don't turn to Andrew Tate and his ilk when looking for a role model. If you want to be liked, respected, heard, valued ... If you want women to like you ... be like Sam Neill. There's your role model.

Donald Trump says if Iran assassinate him thousands of missiles will be launched. I think the word he’s looking for there is ‘fireworks’, thousands of fireworks would be launched. #r4today

I'm old enough to remember the English eccentric/astronomer, Sir Patrick Moore, who I'd always assumed to be homosexual. Touring his autobiography, not long before he died, he'd revealed (as he was getting lifetime injuries, flying for the RAF) he had lost his sweetheart in the Blitz. The idea of love expired in his mind, with her own death — under the bombs of the Luftwaffe — and that of the future together, which they had planned. It was not that, as so many like me had assumed, he was a "confirmed" bachelor. Moore had chosen the path of embracing an aching loss in his heart instead. No one compared, or ever could compare with the love that World War 2 had killed, and robbed from him. Which his subsequent life never wanted to besmirch with the tawdry, or dishonour. This meant he had likely been celibate for seven decades up to his death. The wheelchair seen here, even as Moore eventually fronted the longest continual programme on British television, in "The Sky at Night," I think it was called: being not unrelated to the irrepressible, workaholic, and energetic nature for which Sir Patrick became famous. As basically the last publicly-noted monocle wearer in Britain, shrapnel, caught near the spine, while he flew Spitfires, would for the rest of his days creep closer to his spinal cord gradually paralysing him, the doctors had said. Discovering the fact of this gentleman's dead love — which I almost felt to be an horrific intrusion, to learn of; as Moore plainly sought with this brief chapter, to settle a lifetime's worth of speculation on — was the day that I stopped judging, any public figure on their chastity. Because, what idea could anyone else truly have as to why.

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Sarah Deech ☕️ @londonette

2 weeks ago

24 hours on, I still cannot believe that highly accomplished, single women in public life are being judged on who they did or did not sleep with. On behalf of unmarried, childless women everywhere, with or without cats, I can only muster these words for Adam Boulton: f*** you.

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@itsme_urstruly No way 😳

The next time you’re feeling down, remember it's all about perspective. I got a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, & has people who want to have sex with him all the time & yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

Dexerto @Dexerto

3 weeks ago

A student pilot successfully landed a plane by herself after her instructor jumped to his death mid-flight She said her instructor told her "You know what to do" before leaping from the aircraft

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