Perlego @TruthInText

“Good HGOD I need him UGH”

“Yo mama.”

@eternalregent “The stench, it’s… No, forget it.”

“Late late thoughts… I should down this crap and just sleep already.”

"I don't get it... Who the fuck is he anyway...?"

@VastayanSwine "Huh? Oh, nothing. Nothing at all..." He'd say before turning his head.

Lying flat on his back. DAMN he's beat.

@VastayanSwine "Uumph. I think I still smell like his, big fat..."

@KinglyCommander From the oomf of the phrase, it was clear enough that his statement was genuine. True. He cosigned to it.

@KinglyCommander Slowly, he would rise to a knee. He could hardly believe what he was about to do, especially after what had just happened, but his gesture was giving away plenty of what was to be said. "I... I Want it." The simple phrase was uttered from zaggy lips, but... >

@KinglyCommander Still tasting the salt of defeat, or rather, that of a giant clawed toe, he nods.

@KinglyCommander He was low on the ally side, these days, only having a few clients that would potentially aid him in his search to complete what one might call The Ultimate Volume. He could get more traction from this deal, even if it cost him more than he wanted to admit. >

"Sigh, I'm so cooked."

@KinglyCommander He does, indeed, open his mouth. In a case like this, he hardly had a choice.

@KinglyCommander The Diamagi growls as the massive toe was lifted, practically bigger than the average mouth would allow, though not for one who's jaw is so big. As much as he would rather have used his teeth, the tome was far too dangerous to risk any damage befalling it. >

@KinglyCommander He had no choice, now touching to the ground on clawed foot. He groans, but had no choice to give slow steps toward the King, lest one of the most important artifacts ever written be tarnished. "Fine. You got the tomes. I'd be pissed, but you practically won the lottery..."

@KinglyCommander "...Shit." Was the only thing that could possibly leave Perlego's lips as he floated to the ground with wings spawned from hellfire. He never expected the king to come across the tomes he hid in the space they would pass through. The chances were as slim as possible, and yet...

@KinglyCommander And grabbing Koopa’s ankle as the portal takes them midair, he would spin him around and around at a whirling velocity, and toss him across the field! “So long, green goon!”

@KinglyCommander The diamagi smirks, a portal opening from his other hand on the ground to pul them through. His planed worked! Mostly, as he was still kicked square in the face! Better than being crushed and stuck, of course. “Ack! W-well, how about this!?” >