turtleace @TurtleAce1

I like to do fun shit 🏌🏿‍♂️ Joined April 2019

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Zach Jacobson @zacobson

2 days ago

johnny knoxville telling jared allen of all people “don’t hit me with your purse this time” before getting obliterated

Brooke !! @tomupilled

2 months ago

do you have a favourite quote from anybody on jackass? if so, share it!

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New York Post @nypost

a day ago

Mexican 'Batman' vigilante wanted for chasing down suspected motorbike thieves, taping them to lampposts trib.al/Q4BayuB

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turtleace @TurtleAce1

3 days ago

@fighthubyahir Snagged some for $12 on tickpick

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turtleace @TurtleAce1

a week ago

@JeffNadu So you’d lose the bet every day of the week, got it. Retard

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Zoomer @ZoomerHistorian

2 weeks ago

Please stick to whatever you were doing here

Richard Hanania @RichardHanania

2 weeks ago

@ZoomerHistorian You’re not smart. That’s the problem.

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Schwabster🇱🇹🇩🇰🇺🇦 @Ziggydank

2 weeks ago

HE DID IT THE FUCKING MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

Schwabster🇱🇹🇩🇰🇺🇦 @Ziggydank

2 weeks ago

Only a German mind could cook up such a niche

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turtleace @TurtleAce1

2 weeks ago

The kiss goodnight into throwing him outta there is perfect 😂🤣

Daily Loud @DailyLoud

2 weeks ago

Security with the knock out

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ella devi @ellad3vi

2 weeks ago

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

Elmo @elmo

4 weeks ago

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

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Side Hustle King 👨🏽‍💻💰 @profitwithant

2 weeks ago

@dcarterruff 😂😂😂

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turtleace @TurtleAce1

2 weeks ago

@Indikur x.com/profitwithant/…

Side Hustle King 👨🏽‍💻💰 @profitwithant

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@dcarterruff 😂😂😂

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

3 weeks ago

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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turtleace @TurtleAce1

2 weeks ago

Big yipper

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Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7

3 weeks ago

They were selling rifles in there

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Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7

3 weeks ago

We found another surreal place on our way. I know some people will say I’m too positive about everything I see, but this place was crazy. They had a shooting range in the store.