Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

listen to ‘Famous for this Podcast’ ⬇️ thanks podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fam… Joined June 2009

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

a week ago

I believe in psychics but not their predictions.

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

4 months ago

You ever notice how certain days Facebook is like it’s 12 different people’s birthday today and other days it’s like it’s only 2 people’s birthday. Spread em out Facebook!

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

9 months ago

Watching the Billy Joel doc. Throughout his life he somehow takes turns looking like Michael Keaton, Sylvester Stallone and Paul Giamatti

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

10 months ago

Be the reason someone smiles today (but not just by telling them to do it)

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10 months ago

[holds up Shazam to baby’s fart]

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

10 months ago

[guy who thinks tv characters from different shows having the same name is theft] Elaine from Seinfeld is a ripoff of Lady Elaine from Mr Rogers

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

12 months ago

Cavities as the next astrology? When did you get your first cavity? Oh August 9th? that means you’re a jerk. January 20th? that also means you’re a jerk. They all mean jerk.

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

a year ago

The Hardy Boys is short for the hard boiled eggs.

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

a year ago

You always hear about northeast southeast northwest and southwest, but never eastwest or southnorth, has anyone else noticed this

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

a year ago

The turning a noun into a verb in that very unfunny way ain’t turning-a-noun-into-a-verb-in-that-very-unfunny-way-ing

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

a year ago

If I was at that school in Wicked, I would’ve taken notice of Elphaba’s singing over the magic.

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

2 years ago

I had a vivid dream that things were kinda foggy and unmemorable

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

2 years ago

Topical greeting cards that don’t take a position Luigi mangione shot that guy recently Happy holidays

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

2 years ago

went Black Friday shopping for a computer to use on Cyber Monday

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Everyone has talent. And I say this obvious lie to really say that if you lived for 300 years let’s say, some weird thing would eventually get invented that you were accidentally really good at. Has somebody already covered all of this?

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

2 years ago

Amon-Ra St. Brown vs. CJ St. Roud #SUNDAYNIGHTFOOTBALL

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2 years ago

Watching this season of Love is Blind really reminded me of the exact replica pods I had built in my house.

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

2 years ago

I hearted a friend’s “5 months since my knee replacement” post even though it only felt like 4 months

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

2 years ago

@HereComesTrebil This was very good

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

2 years ago

my friend’s dad who has never felt joy or laughed at anything in his life, convulsed with laughter when I pronounced the name of an inconsequential Long Island town slightly incorrectly.

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Peter Muth @TweeterMuth

2 years ago

I was in a shitty cover band and we were playing in a bar and this guy walked in wearing an adidas shirt and we finished playing a song and I said thanks everyone we’re adidas and then called the guy a loser for wearing the shirt of the band you’re going to see.