Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

Professional waste of space. New Orleans, LA Joined May 2013

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

5 years ago

Pete Davidson didnt bag kim k Kim K bagged Pete. He is much more hot and interesting than her.

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@KaitMarieox Maaaybe you shouldnt have brought his dad up in a RACIST and condecending way, then maybe he wouldnt have said he was gonna fuck your dad. Notice how he said "fuck" and not "rape" Youre just jumping to conclusions there, evol kneivel

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

*gets sent the cutest message ever from the cutest person ever* *me for the past 16 hours*

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump Care to explain your backtracking

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

@ParkPolice If i was mom, i would have picked up a large stick and fucked his day up. Gouge is fucking eyes out. Dont touch kids.

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

@christuckerreal can you pretty please bring back Ruby Rod for like a day and report on the current events? I know what's going on around us is very serious, but i think it would be nice to laugh for a moment. Just a moment.

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

6 years ago

Im still highly upset at @prattprattpratt for leaving that brachiosaurus. Just left him there to burn to a crisp at the edge of the dock. Im still traumatized and I often think about how he could have been saved.

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

7 years ago

Reason why im a bad mom #452: I let iris eat powdered doughnuts for breakfast because I cant find the will to live, so making waffles was definitely not happening.

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

7 years ago

Its always a never ending internal struggle, Do I spend the 2 dollar bill, or do I indulge in the fantasy that it'll be worth some big bucks in the future...

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

7 years ago

Dom throughout the whole f&f franchise: family is everything New fast and furious: oh yeah, I have a brother I never thought to talk about for 8 movies, but FaMiLy Is EvErYtHiNg

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

7 years ago

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

7 years ago

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

7 years ago

I was thrown in Facebook jail,

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

7 years ago

I cant relate to being sad that old friends arent my friends anymore. Like yeah, thanks for the memories, even though they werent so great 🤙

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Sam Gomez @TweetitSam

7 years ago

My eye BURNS, because I was eating a pickle and for some strange reason my dumbass switched hands to go and scratch my eye and now I have VINEGAR OR PICKLE JUICE OR WHATEVER YOU WANNA FUCKIN CALL IT IN MY EYE AND IT STINGS. THIS IS IT THIS IS HOW I DIE.