Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

#TBM = #TypicalBroMove (sorry #TFM, the word 'total' is not part of our brocabulary) Young brofessionals, don't get nostalgic about college, RAGE like college. 'Merica Joined April 2012

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

"Come on babe.. you can't give me red, white, and blueballs on our nation's birthday?!" #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

If Obama gets reelected I'm moving to.. I'm staying right here anyways because Canada and Australia can suck America's dick. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

Everyone else is level-six raging? Taking that shit to twelve. #TBM #ChrisBosh #HEAT #NBAfinals youtube.com/watch?v=SUIwWK…

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

Yes I'm fucking hungover. Yesterday was the #SummerSolstice ie maximum possible day drinking & the least amount of time to recover. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

Banging still-in-college sluts aka free Gameday hotel room, complimentary Wi-Fi & sex.. ALL season. #TBM (Break up in December #shh)

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

Encouraging abortions. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

I mean.. I wouldn't fuck me without a condom. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

Girls are all dumb sluts except for our female relatives. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

If BUI's are a real thing how do you explain me not just having got one? #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

No wake? Suck my fucking dick. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

#WNBA? #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

Kia Optimal + Blake Griffin #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

The only bad thing about taking out your bro's dad(retired bro)'s jet ski without telling anyone? Getting lost for FOURTY FIVE MINUTES!

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

Fellating phallic foods. Fellating phallic foods. Fellating phallic foods. try saying that three times with a dick in your mouths. Fag. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

I dunno bro. Those 1-800-questchat girls look pretty hot and seem pretty down. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

The belief that a roadie is just as essential to driving a car as your keys, seatbelt, or Garmen. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

Looking up your destination's open container & age of consent laws before a roadtrip. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

Being overly ambitious with that last 4am beer. 2 sips later... Zzz's. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

Happy hour may start at 5, but I play through all the way to last call. #TBM

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Typical Bro @TypicalBroMove

14 years ago

I don't get it. I binge drank all freshmen yr but no chicks sexually assaulted me. Why doesn't this work for bros? #TBM redandblack.com/2012/05/14/uga…