Spøøks Quėėn Cåss @UnAverageBish
^stupid person^ Ohio, USA Joined October 2013-
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I’m getting paid to sit and hang out plus I got a free steak and baked potato. This being employed shit easy
Why the fuck would our planned prepay for a doctors appointment be less than $100 but this morning they decided it’s actually almost $200 WHAT THE FUCK. Almost $200 just to get into an office for vaccines??? Might just hang myself from an overpass idk
It’s really easy to buy a gun actually
Honestly what the fuck do I do when I have a splitting migraine but also have to solo parent?? I’m riding the line of throwing up again. I’m shaking. Blurry vision. Can’t move without pounding pain. But I gotta solo parent???
Reminds me of my grandparents dog that was given coffee daily and ate an entire large box of full sized chocolate bars. Lived a full life. Got old, went blind, then wandered into the woods and died
my grandpa used to get home every day, pour himself a glass of scotch and then pour some scotch in his dachshund’s waterbowl and they’d have a drink together. and before you say anything, no it wasn’t animal abuse, this was the 60’s
My problem with classics can be summed up with the barely literate ogre
one bad thing about reading classics is now im so strict about prose 😭 sometimes i just wanna read slop but i physically CAN’T
Because I’ve had to say “please don’t touch the mug” 1000 times. Because I wasn’t listened to 1001 times and now the mug is broken. Because this scenario plays out everyday in different ways and always ends with not being listened to. That’s why
I broke a mug yesterday in my kitchen and I just swept it up and kept it moving. And I wonder why our parents made so much fuss about breaking things when we were growing up.
They should let Ohio residents get access to tickets first since we’re more important and deserve it more
Twenty One Pilots announce that they are set to perform at the Ohio Stadium on October 17. This will be their biggest show to date.
Weird how i’m scared about my first salon hair bleaching but wasn’t scared for any of my diy bleaches that all came out very bad
Bought hair dye. Gonna bleach my shit and color it. Idk if i’m overly depressed or maybe actually happy?? Don’t know what emotions are fueling this
The demons that encourage me to bleach my hair are once again waking up. I might just give in and let them take over this time
Why does having a stiff neck feel like trying to hold your head up with slightly cooked spaghetti
Idk feels like this was a good opportunity for the large crowd to rush the stage and beat the shit out of these people
Utah residents packed meetings begging officials to stop a massive AI data center project tied to billionaire Kevin O’Leary. They warned about water usage, environmental destruction, corporate control, and losing their own community to the AI gold rush. The response from
I fear a lot of people are forgetting how old you can be while still being a kid. Also that different aspects of the show hit better for different age ranges. Music and action for younger kids. Solid story and lessons for older kids. It’s a kids show
HES HEEEEERE HES HERE AND I DONT WANNA OPEN THE BOX
Why does the “put things where they shouldn’t go” person feel entitled to touching everything they shouldn’t? I can’t find the remote to a tv we’ve owned for 1 night bc The Vanisher moved it. Now I gotta wait and HOPE he knows where he put it geeeeeeeeeeez man
I hate bad weather. Waking up the kids to get them to my parents with the basement. Not having carriers for the cats until we could borrow my parents. Imminent threat while Jacob was getting them. FUCK SPRING and FUUUUUUUUUCK tornados
These were newborns fears. Now i’m at the advanced stage where it’s only bizarre uncontrollable situations. Them falling off the side of the Grand Canyon. A sinkhole opening under their rooms. That kinda nonsense
It’s always annoying when a pet pukes on the carpet but mine LOOOOOOOOOOVES puking on the couch. Not the sitting part. The back UNREMOVABLE cushions part. Puke is in the cracks. It’s in the folds. It’s a calculated evil
In the last few months I bought brand new fancy Rubbermaid Tupperware, a new water purifier, and one of those easy chopper tools And am I fucking 60????? Do I enjoy youthful things anymore??
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