lance uppercut @UncleScam78

Absent-minded inventor, cheese enthusiast Sunny Rochester, NY Joined September 2012

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Skyler Higley @skyler_higley

2 days ago

the fact that they confirmed it was the explosive diarrhea parasite makes this even better.

TMZ @TMZ

2 days ago

South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham Dead at 71 tmz.me/4wymjiR

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Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles

2 weeks ago

The fact that people are making jokes about this is sickening. It's not funny when someone dies or almost dies. McConnell has long-struggled with autoerotic asphyxiation and was found by the police with a belt around his neck and his penis in his hand. It's not a fucking joke.

TMZ @TMZ

2 weeks ago

Sen. Mitch McConnell was found unconscious when rushed to the hospital. Details: tmz.me/4eFVGCP

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James Montanus @JamesMontanus

2 weeks ago

Recent shot of High Falls in beautiful downtown Rochester New York.

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ape attack survivor @pissvortex

4 weeks ago

Just found out JD Vance only converted to Catholicism in 2019 when Peter Thiel told him to. World’s first 35 year old man to get groomed by a pedophile

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The 'Topes Announcer @topesannouncer

a month ago

Next up Skylark! Eventually.

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Tyler the perfect storm @TylerThe82636

2 months ago

@topesannouncer @OnceOverCayley I would rather be water boarded than listen to the isotopes generic AI sounding surf rawk

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The 'Topes Announcer @topesannouncer

2 months ago

Summer officially starts this Friday, come get tipsy with the 'Topes

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actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs

2 months ago

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actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs

2 months ago

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Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm

2 months ago

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

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actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs

3 months ago

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onion person @CantEverDie

3 months ago

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸 @realtimsharp

3 months ago

I think it’s time we’re honest. This is too far and crosses the line.

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WIRED @WIRED

3 months ago

As major news outlets cut off the Wayback Machine, journalists and advocacy groups are rallying to protect the Internet Archive’s vast collection of web pages. wired.com/story/the-inte…

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The 'Topes Announcer @topesannouncer

3 months ago

Shut up and Dance with The Isotopes? youtube.com/watch?v=ObjfIJ…

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Cayley @OnceOverCayley

4 months ago

Tonight!!!!

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Bob Mehr @BobMehr

4 months ago

My latest for The New York Times: a look at the life & legacy of the late great D. Boon. Visited San Pedro to talk to the surviving Minutemen, Mike Watt and George Hurley, as they continue to carry forward the spirit of Boon and the band. Gift link here: nytimes.com/2026/03/26/art…

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Cayley @OnceOverCayley

4 months ago

The Isotopes first show of the season is SATURDAY 3/28/26! And it's FREE! Come dance with me and listen to some instrumental surf rock. Go Topes! @topesannouncer @UncleScam78 @whoarethesepod