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The heart is a raw, illogical section of the mind to which reason is unknown. But it's also where the passion resides that drives us. A river in Egypt Joined February 2013

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3 weeks ago

Chew and eat mean something pretty similar. However when someone is doing it to your ass they’re very different.

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a month ago

HRT Hormone Replacement Therapy Hostage Resuce Team These have more in common than I first thought.

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5 months ago

@Matt_Pinner Good lord no.

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6 months ago

Me at my 23rd rodeo: what the hell is going on here?

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I’m watching a guy try to put a giant suitcase in a tiny overhead bin on this airplane. Some people have no spatial awareness. If you told them to close their eyes and touch their nose they’d stick their fingers in their ass

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7 months ago

Women and curling… I can sit and watch both for hours with absolutely no understanding of what or why.

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7 months ago

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12 months ago

No matter how bad your day was at work, you’re not Nancy Pelosi’s gynecologist.

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12 months ago

@JohnCremeansX Her name is Kari Beth Reilly

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a year ago

@Delta your approach to dealing with lounge crowding seems to be “if we make the experience (food) really poor, fewer people will come.” Am I close? ATL, SLC, PHX - come on! The last year has been a significant decline.