Vails @Vails19

Hey, Senate! I know there's a lot on your plate, Like fixing the mess that I've left of the State, And putting my sad, sordid term to an end, But could you please make sure I can do it again? #Constitution #GOPHypocrisy #TrumpTrial

0 34 46 0 0

View Details

T-rump the T-rex @realT_RumpT_Rex

6 years ago

Fauci seems happy, all up in his facts! Spitting out tips about masking and vax! Dropping sick bombs clearly levelled at me! I guess that the truth really DOES set you free! #FauciUnleashed #COVID

2 40 97 0 0

View Details

MaeMae @maiamimi

6 years ago

Thank you to @realT_RumpT_Rex for all the humorous hot-takes and satirical analysis during the nightmare of the last few years. I can’t imagine he’s done yet but this is a perfect ending to the Trump presidency years. #Resist #ByeByeTrump

T-rump the T-rex @realT_RumpT_Rex

6 years ago

"...And T-Rump the T-Rex? He slinked back below To the dim, dingy dungeons of Mara-La-Go. And he never was listened to, ever again, Just like, maybe, How it should always have been." THE END (From "T-Rump the T-Rex", available on Amazon) #TheEndOfAnError #PresidentBiden

2 28 69 0 0

0 19 32 0 0

View Details

Vails @Vails19

6 years ago

@mattgaetz @laurenboebert “They’re coming for your guns” just doesn’t work anymore.

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

T-rump the T-rex @realT_RumpT_Rex

6 years ago

2 28 69 0 0

View Details

T-rump the T-rex @realT_RumpT_Rex

6 years ago

My father, he always would tell me one thing: "You are a killer! ... You are a king!" Well, now I've found out what you already knew: Only HALF of that statement will ever be true! #BuhByeTrump #ByeDon #BeGone

1 17 36 0 0

View Details

T-rump the T-rex @realT_RumpT_Rex

6 years ago

The Mall is deserted--some guards, nothing more-- Cleared by pandemic and fresh civil war. And yet, the collective IQ, don't you know, Is several points higher than 4 years ago. #PresidentBiden #Inauguration

2 16 36 0 0

View Details

T-rump the T-rex @realT_RumpT_Rex

6 years ago

3 39 71 0 1

View Details

T-rump the T-rex @realT_RumpT_Rex

6 years ago

Once I roll out, Biden’s cleaners roll in! Not a bad move: You don’t know where I’ve been! The swamp gas! The alt-rats! This place is a sty! The bedbugs that came with that My Pillow guy! You’ll need fumigators to get it all clean! And an exorcist too, if you know what I mean!

8 42 84 0 0

View Details

Vails @Vails19

6 years ago

@senatemajldr Ever since the Caucus Room, you have been causing this. This is on you. No amount of shame or spin can make it right. Resign.

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Joe Biden @JoeBiden

6 years ago

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.’s words remind us that darkness cannot drive out darkness and hate cannot drive out hate — only light and love can. As we seek to overcome this season of darkness in America, let us choose love and light and begin to heal — together. #MLKDay

7K 21K 203K 0 202

View Details

Vails @Vails19

6 years ago

@laurenboebert This means nothing coming from you.

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

T-rump the T-rex @realT_RumpT_Rex

6 years ago

It's Monday. On Wednesday, I'm out of a job, With nothing to lose but control of my mob. Get ready to face one disgruntled ex-POTUS... Remember the 6th, when I gave two weeks' notice? #TrumpSeriesFinale #InaugurationDay

1 41 72 0 0

View Details

T-rump the T-rex @realT_RumpT_Rex

6 years ago

Most Coups Incited! Most Times Impeached! Most Staff Indicted! Most Statutes Breached! Most Needless Deaths! Most Jobless Claims too! Most Lies, by a factor of 72! Most Total Screw-ups, however they’re measured! If we’re breaking up, you can KEEP all my Records!