Pavel @VaultVulp

Понедельник начинается в субботу Omsk, Russia Joined July 2009

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thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties

6 years ago

absolute thrill to give the pan a little shake when im cooking. no idea what the fuck im doing but it sure makes me feel fancy

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Pavel @VaultVulp

7 years ago

@konstoficerov ты тоже ходил?

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[Tour of NASA Headquarters] Guide: So NASA was founded in July of 1958 with the goal- Me: *interrupting* Is it true the moon won’t bleed no matter how many times you stab it? Guide: *into walkie talkie* He’s back.

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Pavel @VaultVulp

7 years ago

@umputun я им не доверяю с тех пор, как они молча заблокировали мой аккаунт и удалили SSL-сертификаты для Pages. А после запроса в поддержку сказали: "Это вас случайно задело, аккаунт мы разблокируем, а сертификаты сами восстанавливайте." Это конечно SAAS, а не self-hosted, но все же.

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Sir Michael @Michael1979

7 years ago

REASONS WHY WE SHOULD FLATTEN ALL MOUNTAINS: 1. They must be punished for injuring our precious skiers 2. I suspect that mountains are formed by Satan pushing the land upwards with his horns. WE MUST REJECT HIS EVIL ROCK CREATIONS 3. I know a guy who's good at bulldozing things

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Sir Michael @Michael1979

7 years ago

REASONS WHY WE SHOULD CUT DOWN ALL THE TREES 1. To punish them for stealing our precious carbon dioxide 2. The Bible doesn't say we shouldn't 3. Would prevent my frisbee getting stuck in them 4. Would lower the risk of me falling out of a tree while trying to retrieve my frisbee

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jon drake @DrakeGatsby

7 years ago

Me: *holding my pet rat who is wearing full karate gear* Oh RAP battle, that makes more sense.

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Sir Michael @Michael1979

9 years ago

Advantages and disadvantages of keeping bees in the pocket of my jeans: Advantages - If someone steals my jeans and then puts their hand into the pocket, they will regret stealing my jeans Disadvantages None that I can think of

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Pavel @VaultVulp

7 years ago

@umputun похоже на бинарные часы от ThinkGeek thinkgeek.com/product/59e0/

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Martin Anward @Martin_Anward

7 years ago

Happy 3rd birthday to @StellarisGame! It may not be under my wing anymore, but it will always have a very special place in my heart. Can't wait to see what comes next.

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Pavel @VaultVulp

7 years ago

@konstoficerov ну он пытался, но его вернули на место

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мрачная волнянка | @marilit.bsky.social @sh_fitzwalter

7 years ago

— Здравствуйте, мы продаем велосипеды, хотели бы разместить рекламу на вашем сайте. — Без проблем. — Реклама должна быть нативной. — Но у нас сайт про древний Шуме… — РЕКЛАМА ДОЛЖНА БЫТЬ НАТИВНОЙ.

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

8 years ago

@ntvru хаха офигенно

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Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91

8 years ago

I love The Sims because I can act out my craziest fantasies like advancing in my career and building relationships.

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Sergey Korol @krlsrg

8 years ago

Открытка многим.

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Sir Michael @Michael1979

8 years ago

Another busy day teaching horseriding lessons to my clients

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GitHub @github

8 years ago

New year, new upgrades. Introducing unlimited free private repositories, and a new unified Enterprise product. blog.github.com/2019-01-07-new…

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Sir Michael @Michael1979

8 years ago

Michael The Magician at your service

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Sir Michael @Michael1979

8 years ago

MOST DANGEROUS WEAPONS THAT AN ENEMY COULD USE TO CLUB YOU TO DEATH: 5. Tennis racket 4. Golf club 3. Baseball bat 2. Cricket bat 1. A baguette that's, like, three days old