W. F. Detectives @WFDetectives
Twitter account of @Volfsball's newest team. Run by @johnneh. London Joined May 2017-
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In a classic continuation of our last season of @Volfsball, the Detectives will not be turning out today. We're just lulling you into a false sense of security.
@HChoppers We may not have many players, but at least we have a mascot
Safe to say this year's Volfsball season did not go well for the Detectives. We'll be back next year. We won't do any diving for the ball.
Important update: Johnny tore his deltoid back in May (sodding MAY) but it is sort of better now. Detectives to return soon.
@Volfsball @theSupermoons @BCHVolfsball Gutted to have missed out! We'll be back next session - captain's shoulder is mostly but also sort of still not better.
@Volfsball No-show again from us, sadly.
@Volfsball No detectives I'm afraid - can't get the numbers / Captain still injured.
@BlueLady50 @batmurt Can't throw for toffee, though...
Oh look, we've got a lovely new team photo featuring players who aren't actually borrowed off other teams.
Injury update: shitting hell this hurts. May need new arm.
Amazing first appearances today from fellow detectives @batmurt & @StephenMyott. @johnneh did ok then injured himself. Watson's fine.
Team mascot Watson, who is hungry for victory. If by victory, you mean lunch.
Here we Here we Here we heckin' go x.com/brfootball/sta…
Volfsball—the greatest sport you've never heard of. Created by @MarekLarwood, in a pub, in 2014.
Full team assembled, extra grey t shirts purchased. We're coming to Volfsball stronger (i.e. less hungover) than ever this Sunday.
Also, we have a lovely new twitter header! Until we get a picture taken that isn't 2/3rds comprised of a rival team, that is...
Catch all the action from Sunday (and see just how unfit team captain @johnneh is) here: x.com/Volfsball/stat…
What's the best way to spend the day? Enjoying the lovely weather. No, staying in and watching Week 2 Highlights youtu.be/t1WWg82xEIA
I don't have any muscles left to pull. I have pulled them all.
Captain @johnneh and mascot Watson enjoying the first day of @Volfsball and a memorable win for @WFDetectives
That said, we won our first game! Not bad since we had to borrow two players from the @HChoppers...
Turns out Volfsball is not a sport to play with a massive hangover.
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