Justin @WayToGomes

I make shows, art, and Comedy Baseball! former sylvan boy @trashedbros rip @pianofight comedybaseball.com California, USA Joined March 2012

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Justin @WayToGomes

2 years ago

Singing the hits in the car with my daughter and I don't know why I was ever self conscious about my voice, body, or anything.

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2 years ago

Trump is obsessed with dictator terminology. He's established a border CZAR. He wants to make Elon a DOGE. What's next? A military JUNTA?

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2 years ago

You know when you're sitting alone in an empty bus and then some random tweaker shows up and sits right next to you? That's what having a kid is like.

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Justin @WayToGomes

2 years ago

Eugene has it's own scent. Similar to how Paris did. Like a sewer with a ton of roses growing to cover it up.

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The biggest reason that I haven't produced a show in the foothills yet is that every time I talk to a local layperson about comedy they immediately respond with "Oh yeah I love comedy, I listen to Kill Tony all the time."

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Justin @WayToGomes

2 years ago

Just watched a turkey jerk off on some sandals. Real cool life up here in the hills.

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2 years ago

I'm worried that the way I view bigoted homophobic/racist old men is how young people will look at my generation when some of them get mad that people are marrying robots in 30 years.

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Justin @WayToGomes

2 years ago

Between sipping on that sweet Hetch Hetchy and breathing in the ocean breeze I stumble on my memories and know that I love this city like family. #SF

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Justin @WayToGomes

2 years ago

@SICKOFWOLVES ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR and GRRRROOOWWWLLLLLLLL But polite.

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Alex Cole @acnewsitics

2 years ago

Why am I just seeing this!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming

2 years ago

BREAKING: White House doctors are reporting that Joe Biden has split into one 41 year old with lifelink and one 41 year old with dementia

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jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP

2 years ago

being home with family is humbling, like they really do think you are the stupidest person to ever be born

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Justin @WayToGomes

2 years ago

In the hospital r/n and the amount of excited nurses and Dr's being hushedly excited and looking at there phones is pretty cool

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Shivam, Advisor Emeritus @ghirapurigears

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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel

2 years ago

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Justin @WayToGomes

2 years ago

I've had bird flu for a week but shhh we don't have bird flu in California.

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Justin @WayToGomes

2 years ago

Had a dream where an open mic host bumped me because I was going to use pyrotechnics and they said it was "childish". In other words, I can remember my vivid dreams and my body seems to have purged all the THC from it.