Joe @Wehback
I’m mostly here for the insane hot takes, weird arguments around Catholicism, New Orleans Saints and Miami Marlins Joined May 2016-
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@WB_Baskerville That Taco Bell side quest is going to be brutal
That’s a time capsule
INSOMNIAC WITH DAVE ATTELL (2001) was basically a man wandering into random cities at 2 AM and talking to whoever was still awake. No polished travel show bullshit. Just Dave Attell, terrible decisions and whatever weirdness the night had waiting.
Why doesn't your language have a word for this? Are you stupid?
Brad Pitt reportedly being sued by high-end penis cream company
@eigenrobot They also had segments about Muslim men honor killing their daughters. Its wild to think about now. They'd never run that today but that was the mid 90s
@eigenrobot As a kid I remember my mom watching news shows like 20/20 or Nightline and they'd have entire segments essentially warning women not to marry Muslims because the men would take the kids and go back to their home country and you'd never see them again.
@davidclowery Judging by the jorts I’m going with 1990
A truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in Montclair in what may be the biggest beer heist ever. abcnews.link/4YTlFjS
If you’re gonna keep doing this they need to use different names. You can’t just keep calling everything America. Lake Dolly Lake Kid Rock Lake Sanders (after Barry)
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
Ok but he’s missing quite a few. Where’d Truman, Kennedy, Nixon, Eisenhower, Reagan, HW Bush or Dubya? Also Wilson is great? Cmon now. *of course he ranked himself the greatest.
A friend of mine once met Curry. He couldn’t think of anything to say so he blurted out “you’re the reason my brother cries he sees a clown.” Curry lit a cig and said “I get that all the time.”
@OVTweetmarck Insanely insulting to Bobby Bowden. We FSU fans have suffered enough
@eigenrobot @AstrosBrain @livvyivvyivvy x.com/wehback/status…
I think one of the greatest tricks the devil ever played was convincing women that men loved work and careerism above all else and were selfishly keeping it to themselves.
Traumatizing the teacher by having a farting contest that escalates until some kid inevitably poops themselves. Or a kid will wait until his friend is called on to read aloud and then run to the corner to rip the loudest farts imaginable.
The fart corner gives students a place to pass gas without leaving class — and helps normalize a very normal bodily function. trib.al/HMseVbR
RIP Legend. Not too many actors can pull off being effortlessly funny and yet menacing at the same time. Recently learned he was in the running for the Joker in Batman 89 and again for the animated series. that would have been interesting.
Tim Curry, Outlandish Star of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show,' Dies at 80 hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
It’s going to be a brave new world for trips to the ER.
LAB PUTS HUMANS in MOTION-CAPTURE SUITS to TEACH ROBOTS ‘POSITIONS’
@OVTweetmarck Excuse me. I’ll be in my office Contemplating the noose
@ZODIAC_MF They blinked and tried to do an ending where he’s redeemed. The real ending shoulda been him getting his entire family whacked by the cartels.
@eigenrobot I think the first half of the Silmarillion is his attempt at this
Sabelle @sabelle3625
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Comedy Mothership @comedymothershp
3K Followers 7K Following This is the REAL Comedy Mothership, the other one is just some sort of comedy club
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41 Followers 570 Following Your life is your message to the world. Make it inspiring. ✨🌍
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1K Followers 611 Following I'm a long-time movie fan. Interested in Japan and East Asian cultures, history, art, photography, games and comics. 日本語を勉強しています。
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