Wesley Tips @WesleyTips
Didn't you ever wish you had kids of your own? (By @JoeSondow) patreon.com/JoeSondow Alpha Quadrant Joined April 2013-
Tweets16
-
Followers5K
-
Following21
-
Likes57
When you find out your girlfriend is a furry, try not to be too judgmental.
9
131
168
0
2
View Details
Being right all the time is a curse. It really is.
If an adult asks whether you're a virgin, make sure you have a plan for what to say.
It's awful being the only sober one at the party.
The first time an indoor teenage gamer sees the sun is a deeply spiritual experience.
Diving for a catch in a sportsball game really isn't worth it.
Be careful not to leave stains in weird places. People notice.
Adults don't like it when you ask why they're single.
When you get really mad in front of your mom, try to say "fudge" instead of that other word.
Girls like it when you tell them how big things are.
If no one will play with you on #TableTopDay, there's no shame in playing by yourself.
When you hit a low, remember one of your high points.
It's important to eat right so you can grow up big and strong.
Own up to your mistakes before the repercussions escalate further.
This is why tabletop games are vastly superior to video games.
Annoyed O’Brien🖖 @AnnoyedOBrien
17K Followers 196 Following I'm the Chief Engineer of this bloody station!!! 🖖🦄🌈✊🏿🐷 🍉
Parallel Universe Rik... @ParallelRiker
5K Followers 543 Following Captain William T. Riker in command of what's left of the USS Enterprise. Chair, beard, trombone and console aficionado. Parody. #startrek #StarTrekTNG
👁🙏🏼👁 #Soz... @CarolaJojo
3K Followers 7K Following 🙏#FirstDoNoHarm #MenschSein #Menschenkenntnis #drvandanashiva #ONENESS #MIR #Menschheitsfamilie #Gewaltenteilung #MENSCHENWÜRDE #HöheresSELBST #PureAwareness
Khands23 @agyingiamacha8
13 Followers 173 Following Sandra Jackson Just let me know if you are interested in getting a male or female puppy also where are you locatedThanks for the interest in my puppies . they a
MD. Saddam Hossain @saddamH58989079
25 Followers 541 Following #Professional Image Editing Expert | 10+ Years of Experience# | Specialized in Ghost Mannequin#, Jewelry Retouching, #Clipping Path #& eCommerce Photo Editing
Paje Familara @FamilaraPaje
53 Followers 374 Following
Mechinfunk @Mechinfunk
553 Followers 2K Following Almost dead yesterday, maybe dead tomorrow, but alive, gloriously alive, today. #TwitterOfTime #SteveOfTime #BeardsOfTime OOC: Derek (he/him) #TheWheelOfTime
Don Helmo @DonHelmo
1 Followers 116 Following
Rebecca M. Reck, Ph.D... @RebeccaEE
758 Followers 2K Following Systems Engineer, Professor. Research areas: #EngineeringEducation, #InstructionalLaboratories, #PBL, #ExperientialLearning, #InclusivePedagogy, #EdTech
John Gargani @John_Gargani
1K Followers 401 Following I’m an evaluator who works with people and numbers to make the world a better place.
Cawflands Durdar @cawflands
52 Followers 3K Following
Jacob Brandon @jacobbran
274 Followers 347 Following Creative Freelance, Photographer and Runner. Also tweeting as @ArtizanGallery and @TEDxTorquay
El Selvadigo @ElSelvadigo
28 Followers 824 Following
Andrzej Dawidowicz @adawidowicz0
6 Followers 928 Following
Virtual Coach @askvirtualcoach
6K Followers 3K Following Innovator. Money maker. Venerable Maverick Marketer. Founder of Virtual Coach since 1997. Co-founder of DAB Coaching since 2017.
Daniel Share Kavanagh @ShareKavanagh
272 Followers 1K Following I'm A Long Time Star Trek Fan A Model Kit making & builder I listen to lots of Rock music & love cars In a Relationship with The Love of My Life.
Alexander Reinhart @Redeemer2k
1 Followers 1K Following
frank @frank80221107
9 Followers 218 Following
Beh @behrawr
35 Followers 86 Following
BonoJoe @BonoJoe1
8 Followers 398 Following
Gary A. Tucker 🇺�... @gatucker
65 Followers 441 Following Math professor & pastor who also sings. @[email protected]
Lia ⚢ @_andromedaswife
6 Followers 794 Following infinite diversity in infinite combinations | ela/dela she/her
Lilly HB @LillyHB5
10 Followers 116 Following Interaction Design PhD student at UQ. Formerly @lillyhborchardt she/her ✨ ...also on Mastodon at https://t.co/vIk8RE01VT
Fay Roberts @fayroberts
5K Followers 3K Following I'm out. Find me on pretty much literally any other platform.
Tommy “The Sting”... @cert2009
70 Followers 328 Following Loves Jesus Christ, loves his wife, love his daughters, loves his family. hobbies working out , boxing, and Football!!!
MarshallMelon @Epsilon330
0 Followers 239 Following
Raph @RaphDoesStuff
468 Followers 2K Following Nerd of many interests. Former Comic Book Guy, DM of Okora on the Edge, wrestling fan, writer, old, bald.
Other Skullduggeries @_Laurathia_
33 Followers 611 Following married to the most amazing person ever, cosplayer. 18+ content and bad language. 39. neurospicy. queer af. INFJ. ♏️🌞,♎️🌙,♉️⬆️
Vlad @leningrad_vlad
60 Followers 2K Following
Matthew Riddett @lazyninjacat
90 Followers 1K Following Game/web developer @ngxinteractive. He/Him 2¢ tweets for free!
Manuel Brunner 🇺�... @ManuelBrunner80
525 Followers 4K Following Prof@HSPV NRW/Int Law&Const Law&Int Rel/hum rgts actvsm/lived in 🇩🇪🇫🇮🇳🇱🇮🇳/Dr. iur.+LLM/Democratic Socialist✊🌹🚩/1st gen academic/¡No pasarán!/IronFront
Lithanium @__TheGrove__
192 Followers 1K Following Lithium | Kitten Mittens | Rum Ham | #Tezos | $XTZ
Drew Jones @ForeverSpiceCA
100 Followers 531 Following Loves: Spice girls, Garbage, Little Boots, Kylie, Madonna, Marina, brit-pop, music, Star Trek, Toronto, transit, politics
Franki Blades @FraniBlades
404 Followers 1K Following Trekkie. Belle. Scooby-Doo. Music. Drawing. Cross stitch. Mechanic. Single mom of 4 kids. Animal lover of 1 min pin and 2 cats. The many faces that make me, ME!
Ethan:Print"Ethan";:G... @etok_me
237 Followers 3K Following Building @wazootech Open Source @fartlabs_org Ex-@Google #🟦
Ruby (Strange New Twe... @AnonTransHoe
3K Followers 3K Following just an old, tired transfem survival FSSWer, livin' in the gutters of a society that don't want us *tricks fuck off * no capitalists (she/her) Foundationist
Jay Sinkie @JaySinkie
400 Followers 512 Following #BlackLivesMatter. Does things. @SkylarGreyNews @SOBCentral
Jasmin Stauffengger @stauffengger
44 Followers 663 Following
Scott Lennox @s_aj_lennox
81 Followers 85 Following
Ninja Turtle Capital ... @NinjaTurtleCap
372 Followers 2K Following Trader and Investor. Raptors Fan #WeTheNorth. Higher for Longer. Tweeter in a half shell.
smith86n @smith86n
1K Followers 6K Following Not Sexual Active.Reproduction has Cervical Cancer,biological Reproduction genetic has cancer.I don't walk in Day light .Make Accommodations .Nicole Smith
Einseinseins @Einseinseins111
2 Followers 102 Following
Nick @AWESOME0TASTIC
78 Followers 1K Following
jack shaker @shakerjack
5 Followers 77 Following
Picard Tips @PicardTips
146K Followers 2 Following No longer permitted to post here. Never requested a checkmark. (Created by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @[email protected] Bluesky: @PicardTips.bsky.social
Riker Googling @RikerGoogling
92K Followers 2 Following No longer permitted to post here. (Written and automated by @JoeSondow) Mastodon: @[email protected] Bluesky: @RikerGoogling.bsky.social
Joe Sondow @JoeSondow
12K Followers 694 Following 📺 https://t.co/xw9qL8KvJp 🐘 @[email protected] 🪁 @JoeSondow.bsky.social 🀄 Board Games 👨💻Game Dev 🤖 Bots 🦝 #IntFic 🎲 TTRPGs 😷 #CovidIsAirborne 🕺 He/Him
Troi Tips @TroiTips
2K Followers 22 Following I think I better clear my calendar for the next few weeks.
Quark Tips @QuarkTips
4K Followers 22 Following The speed of technological advancement isn't nearly as important as short term quarterly gains.
The Brave & the Bald @BraveAndTheBald
669 Followers 20 Following The adventures of Batman and Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Sisko Tips @Sisko_Tips
791 Followers 21 Following I'm no writer, but if I were, it seems to me I'd wanna poke my head up every once in a while and take a look around.
Seven of Nine Tips @SevenofNineTips
2K Followers 22 Following Impossible is a word that humans use far too often.
La Forge Tips @LaForgeTips
7K Followers 22 Following Everything was normal, and then suddenly it's like the laws of physics went right out the window. (By @JoeSondow)
O'Brien Tips @OBrienTips
391 Followers 18 Following I can see two possible explanations for it. Either I'm even more feeble-minded than you ever realized, or you're not as smart as you think you are.
Star Trek Hour @StarTrekHour
5K Followers 282 Following Join @JoeSondow for the #StarTrekHour hashtag party every Tuesday starting at 1pm PT, 4pm ET, 9pm GMT now on Mastodon: https://t.co/MgE9T3pQqV
Photoshop TNG @PhotoshopTNG
2K Followers 21 Following What the hell is going on? #PhotoshopTNG (By @JoeSondow)
Locutus Tips @LocutusTips
7K Followers 22 Following Why do you resist us? We only wish to raise quality of life. (By @JoeSondow)
Worf Tips @WorfTips
11K Followers 22 Following I am a graduate of Starfleet Academy. I know many things. (By @JoeSondow)
Data Tips @Data_Tips
14K Followers 22 Following Being human is not simply a matter of being born flesh and blood. It is instead a way of thinking, acting and… feeling. (By @JoeSondow)
Riker Tips @RikerTips
19K Followers 22 Following What's a knock-out like you doing in a computer-generated gin joint like this? (By @JoeSondow)
Crusher Tips @CrusherTips
902 Followers 21 FollowingYou might like
Allison K Williams
@GuerillaMemoir
16K Followers
Bridges Math Art
@BridgesMathart
4K Followers
Jan Hřebejk
@JanHrebejk
51K Followers
Alexander Rosen
@Rosenrosen
22K Followers
Joe Sondow
@JoeSondow
12K Followers
Captain Jack
@CaptainJackYT
7K Followers