HomeSlice @WonderSlice
My medulla oblongata is an honor's student at Roosevelt Middle School. Joined May 2012-
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R.I.P. Favorite Sunglasses. Truly, you were no match against Evil Purse.
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My name is worth 25 Scrabble points. Thank you K and U.
Hello?? Where is that coffee shower, already?
There are so many things that I don't need to get done.
I just made up the word 'poner'. Poner means pussy boner, eg. "You are so hot, you gave me a poner."
It's pretty awesome when a sharp No. 2 behind the ear makes you feel like a badass.
You'll have to give me a whole pie for a piece of my mind.
I ate an iBagel for breakfast, washed my iHair and now I'm leaving in my iCar. Hmph? Apple?? Never heard of it.
Stick it to the Man. No, really! Go put this sticker on him.
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It'll be a cold day in hell when I get on that tour bus.
There just aren't enough hours in the day to sell all of your belongings, take a shower, fill out online apps and hit happy hour.
If I had a say in it, 90's rap stars, turned actors, would be named MC Arctic, Freezer Burn, Titanic's Iceberg...that's some hard cold shit.
All I could think of last night while struggling to fall asleep is that "Ice Cube" and "Ice-T" don't sound that hard, or that cold...
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