Blah Something, PhD @WorstProfessor
Parents: I shape the minds of your children. Children: Your new debt pays my old debt. Joined September 2010-
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I started this account on my first day as an adjunct when I thought what I said online would have a greater affect on my job search than the economy. #MyTwitterAnniversary
How do we open up positions for younger faculty? Step one: if you spell it "u-tube" they should take your tenure away.
So yes, they were The A Team, but did they grade on a curve?
“When the student is ready, the master will have a beer.” -ancient adjunct philosophy
Actually it’s *Doctor* Steal Yo Girl.
Read the syllabus.
After a graduate student's homemade plane lost power he said he had to guess on the best glide speed because he "hadn’t gotten to that point yet in my syllabus." purdueexponent.org/city_state/art…
I love how every univ marketing dept has tenure faculty start twitter accounts so they can promote their work. In my experience they average 100 followers, tweet links to their research, & never engage anyone. Meanwhile I’m out here adjunct’ing for $3k/sem and crushing those favs
When it comes to the students returning to campus, I don’t expect a group of children to act like adults. When it comes to the federal government and their pandemic response, I didn’t expect a group of adults to act like children.
Only using this tenure thing to promote my soundcloud
Yes, I'm sure students are like
Student success rate for reading a 4 page syllabus: 0.07%. But yes, let’s trust them to make informed public health decisions during a pandemic.
My parents divorced right after I was born, so my dad's an expert in teaching remotely.
Shit, I just sliced into my MFA and it’s cake.
I put up with this shit to get paid $3200 per class. No benefits.
Too many Universities and School Systems are about Radical Left Indoctrination, not Education. Therefore, I am telling the Treasury Department to re-examine their Tax-Exempt Status...
If we’re making 1 credit residential courses to keep our foreign students in the US, I volunteer to teach COM 301: What Does Marcellus Wallace Look Like? No lectures, but 2 exams: Midterm: “Does he look like a bitch?” Final: “Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch?”
Kick me out before you remove my F-1 visa students. They're smart as hell and work insanely hard. I can be a Zoom-Prof from anywhere, but they need the resources we offer here.
All the colleagues who looked down at my online teaching now begging for help to prep for fall and I’m like:
Ah yes, the yearly day where my university asks for donations not realizing our financial agreement is a one way street.
Nice class project you've got there...sure would be a shame if someone made you work with a group on it...
The dean’s office bathroom has surprisingly bad wifi. Also the dean is out of town and my rebellion starts here.
Prof. Sarcastic Mom, ... @SarcasmProf
11K Followers 631 Following Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.
☠️Empress Herstor... @EmpressHerstory
980 Followers 126 Following I have opinions, theories, and ideas. I don't endorse. Empress of Awkward Moments and Snotty Comments,
Suspiciously Nice Pro... @steph_teasley
5K Followers 2K Following What's the opposite of too cool for school? I'm gonna share some of my writing prompts on here--Because it might make more writing! @niceprof.bsky.social
The PhD Story @thephdstory
44K Followers 6K Following Life before & after the PhD through gifs. Popularized the #AcademicTwitter hashtag
𝙳𝚛 𝙱𝚒𝚝... @AcerbicAcademic
15K Followers 111 Following @[email protected] Brand Ambassador There is no extra credit. #highered #academicchatter #PhDLife #academictwitter #sarcasm
Oh the irony @IronyPhD
10K Followers 160 Following Academics, premature curmudgeons. Musings on life, liberty, and people not being so damn stupid.
Jjenna Hupp Andrews @jjenna
2K Followers 2K Following MFA, Ph.D. Discipline Non-Conformist. Associate Prof of Making. Always passionate about teaching, art, social justice, disability & coffee. she/her/they
Persistent Professor @persistentprof
3K Followers 201 Following Teaching (I hope), Venting a little, Grading a lot. I take my job seriously, and I take my students seriously, but I don’t take Twitter seriously.
Chris Finnin @cfinnin
639 Followers 2K Following Teaching Prof @LeBow, @ChelseaFC & @jackdaniels_us supporter, tech nerd, #HigherEd speaker & one of the nice guys. Remember, views are mine.
The Grumpy Professor @grumprof
1K Followers 199 Following
Dr. Aubrey Daniels LP... @draubreydaniels
902 Followers 2K Following Assistant Prof @RutgersU | childadvocate | trauma researcher Alumna: UPenn, Penn State & Seton Hall 1stgen in all the above navigating it all as a mixed chick
NotSoSuperHero-Jessic... @NJessicajones
7 Followers 201 Following I overanalyze my overanalysis. Looking for this guy I used to know. He just fell off. Hoping to find where and fall off too.
MADAO @Rimirunethough
4 Followers 337 Following Return from whence thou cam'st for that is thy place of belonging. PS: I have a lot of NSFW stuffs here. Stalk at your own risk.
Dr. Jen W. @FoodSociologist
719 Followers 1K Following Educator, feminist, commie, union diva, wh. settler, recreational futbolista, food/drink lover. Up for something. Opinions & typos mine. She/they.
altdiss (Mangini & Ma... @altdiss
102 Followers 570 Following This Twitter account is dedicated to Alternative Dissertations in the Humanities and everyone who challenges the status quo to compose #BeyondFiveChapters.
Dalower Hossain Hrido... @DalowerHridoy
210 Followers 3K Following A Microbiologist, A Graduate or PhD aspirant, passionate in research about microbes, especially in Antimicrobial Resistance and antimicrobial products.
BelenPalacioLM (ella/... @BelenPalacioLM
3K Followers 4K Following ‘Nos educamos los unos a los otros’ - ‘We educate one another’ - Paulo Freire - No he perdido la mancha de guineo
dr_scientist_👍💪... @enjoy_your_PhD
371 Followers 5K Following Don't let idiots ruin your day 👩🔬😉 Don't waste your precious time👍🧠👩🔬 PhD, Postdoctoral 🔬👩🔬🧠🇹🇷
Ed Pettitt, MPH @edpettittmph
629 Followers 2K Following Urban Planning Graduate Student, Public Health Professional, Hospitality Entrepreneur, Returned Peace Corps Volunteer, Visual Artist, Rotarian
P is for Phd and Pare... @PisforPhdandPa1
602 Followers 2K Following P is for PhD and Parenting is a new network to draw together those who are, those who were or those considering a PhD with parenting responsibilities (she/her)
Julia R. @watashidhanti
81 Followers 1K Following I like pictures of Tokyo and silly cats. Every now and then act like an academic.
Henry Bear @henrybear1708
192 Followers 964 Following teddy bear, union activist, artist, musician, anatidaephobic, snuggler, amateur astrophysicist, pirate
UK Decisions Research @PsychDecisions
117 Followers 2K Following Thank you to all who took our survey. It is closed now. Have a great day!
Linda Friend @LindaYourFriend
80 Followers 626 Following PhD Nutrition | NDTR | #educator | #donormilk Researcher | I enjoy coffee and telling my friends "it's not that far, we can walk." | Views are my own.
Malaika Arora @MalaikaArora18
431 Followers 5K Following Program Manager | International Conference on Science, Health and Engineering | Webinar
not so fussy @notsofussy06
54 Followers 3K Following
Lisa @Lisa53988808
40 Followers 577 Following
Jill Dawson @jillinstaug
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Alla Baksh (Abbas) @abma_khan
429 Followers 3K Following Senior lecturer at the School of Languages, Literacies & Translation, Universiti Sains Malaysia. Tweets are mine and do not represent USM. RT # endorsement
Quentin Bailey @baileyq77
14 Followers 111 Following Professor of Physics, Chair Department of Physics and Astronomy
Andrew @Andrew62522163
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Jalynn Padilla, PhD @jalynno
97 Followers 476 Following History Geek. Fan of travel, yoga, fantasy football.
Iain Shewring @ishewrin
146 Followers 2K Following
Steven Schultze @GEO_Schultze
878 Followers 1K Following Associate Prof @UofSouthAlabama | Climate Change | Agriculture | Viticulture/Wine | GIS | Certified Spin 🚴 Instructor | Tacos | Not necessarily in that order
THE Dean @FacultyDean
872 Followers 327 Following Juggling provost, admin staff, IT, alumni, donors and parents is the easy part. The true challenge is herding cats (faculty) and peacocks (THE associate deans).
Dalen McClintock/马�... @DalenMcclintock
39 Followers 501 Following Education, Linux and Life! Tweets are my own.
URfurbabies @rfurbabies
125 Followers 814 Following The struggle is real. Raising fur babies while professing in the time of COVID-19.
Lori @MsBin203
86 Followers 474 Following https://t.co/vqYHzpYMoA teacher, builder of dreams. advocate for right, and truth teller
. @vivcelin
97 Followers 5K Following
The PsychoLinguist, M... @TheAaveMaria
1K Followers 2K Following Change the world through literacy—one letter, one word at a time. #FReadom #CitizenScience #ActionResearch #OpenScience
Stormy Williams @stormysask
452 Followers 1K Following That’s more than enough about me. #billynomates
TEEMalik 🇳🇬🎓... @Malitonyk
1K Followers 5K Following Lecturer and Researcher with interest in Human Resource Management and Economics
No you can’t read m... @My_Prof_Face
15 Followers 70 Following Living that non-tenure humanities lifestyle, so gotta keep up my (academic) poker face in public. Finally created anon account to speak freely
Hal Holway @DocBendrix
599 Followers 3K Following Bon Vivant. Carnivorous Buddhist. Writer, academic, film buff, full-time dad. Go Big Green!
💉💉💉AD31 Éte... @Ad31__
512 Followers 4K Following J'ai un master en informatique🎉 et le RSA🤷. Apnée du sommeil en traitement. Un tas de retards que je rattrape. Not former blue check. 😘
GURNE TRENDELL @gurnetrendel
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David Stamps @DavidStampsII
982 Followers 2K Following Parent, Partner, & Assistant Prof @BentleyU - studying Race, Gender, & Media. (He/Him/His)
Mushiwacho Ficson Cho... @Chomunoda1
2K Followers 3K Following Budding Entreprenuer | Positivistic | Husband | Father | Man City |Everything human!
Dept Chair & Associat... @ProblemsProf
3K Followers 2K Following Associate Professor & new Dept. Chair navigating the academy in a middle management role w/ BP II & ADHD. The learning curve never ends and the drama is real.
Sara Sid @SaraSid_
198 Followers 651 Following What greater power could you have than the ability to freeze time?
Memoires of a PhD Stu... @phd_memoires
611 Followers 837 Following #gradstudent to #postdoc to figuring it out. documenting the ins and outs a navigating the world with a PhD
Paul @pajmccor
17 Followers 42 Following New media artist, photographer, northerner learning a thing or two about southern hospitality
Academia ɐɹnɔsqO @AcademiaObscura
98K Followers 233 Following The hidden silly side of higher education. 📕 https://t.co/zAJJR5GHRq.
theeasternwheel @theeasternwheel
22 Followers 80 Following An underground news & satire publication at Eastern University.
Times Higher Educatio... @timeshighered
290K Followers 3K Following Global HE news, data, insights and events. Home of @THEWorldUniRank, @THEeventsglobal, best practice at THE Campus, and @THEuniadvice for students.
Jennifer A. Holland @WiscJennyAnn
373 Followers 941 Following ...sometimes there's a woman (and I'm talking about the Jenn, here), sometimes there's a woman, well, she's the woman for her time and place...
Fratting 101 @Fratting101
102 Followers 175 Following Frat hard. Frat often. Frat smart. A blog designed to be your fraternity party survival guide and to help you build your fraternity party survival kit.
Kraang Subprime Mortg... @overfull_hitbox
348 Followers 152 Following Software Engineer in Android Security and Privacy, analyzing apps for shady behavior. This account's at the hotel bar, not the technical session he/him
Alex Hanna (اليك�... @alexhanna
28K Followers 4K Following Director of Research @DAIRInstitute \ 🛼 @BayAreaDerby \ Book: https://t.co/xhBU4LYJuC \ 🇪🇬⚧ She/هي \ 🐘[email protected] \ Rep 📝 @ianbonaparte
Shane Nickerson @shanenickerson
15K Followers 1K Following New Hampshire kid living in Los Angeles. I make TV shows and miss the woods.Trends for United States
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