Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay
Novelist, Playwright, Artist, Tweetwright. I also frequently imitate a pig and do handpuppets to amuse my wife. RT=/=Endorsements Virginia, USA Joined May 2011-
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Someone needs to make a Luis Suarez vampire movie
Luis Suarez accidentally bit his teammate Jordi Alba thinking he was an opponent 😬
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🎶 It’s the Least Wonderful time Of the Year 🎶
Iran has launched missiles at Israel
I think this might be my favorite of all time (of my own, of course)
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Ways to get ants out of your house: 1) Ant traps 2) Say you had a good time but it's late & you have work tomorrow 3) Set house on fire
Pitchfork gives it a 9.7
@MachinePix Pitchfork gives it a 9.7
I’d totally watch that
@WritePlay @RodLacroix Jet Li's The One, but for good grandpas
@toomanycommas3 @RiotGrlErin @meantomyself @Tobi_Is_Fab Thank you so much! 😊
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At some point in middle age, you stop taking ibuprofen for "headaches" and you start taking them for "inflammation"
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• AN AGING TWEET CALL • Send us UP TO 3 TWEETS on AGING! Likes, Retweets, etc. Winners will be 🏆’d later. Ends at 8PM EST. ✨ Judges and tweets below: @meantomyself @toomanycommas3 @RiotGrlErin @Tobi_Is_Fab
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As you saw in my earlier tweet, someone shared this tweet in response to “Anyone else got one of those old Vines that you think of often because it will (always) make you smile?” • I made this during possibly the darkest time of my life • We can all add light to the world.
Enough golf. Time to terrify some kids vine.co/v/i0TJHVUOnnW
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that’s a terrible gift
My lines are immortalized, lol I seem to recall Toni liking this one but didn’t know she wrote it down Good times
@WritePlay Still on the wall in the dressing room at Silver Spring
@MDReferee That is a fond memory ☺️ Thank you I hope you’re doing well
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