Xennaissance Dad @XennDad
Various dad jokes, bad jokes. Featured by @Buzzfeed, @TODAYshow, more. Join me at @xenndad.bsky.social . To see my tweets click ⬇️ twitter.com/search?q=from%… State of Chaos Joined August 2020-
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@whitecatprophcy did we.... share a bishop?
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