Andrew Lawrence @YellowAL

London (Brentford) tho Oxfordshire at 💛. A ball bearing in the parkrun staff team wheel. Volunteer at IWM & City Harvest. Twit on OUFC, parkrun, Ale blah blah Joined June 2009

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Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey

4 days ago

Since Thames Water introduced a hosepipe ban 17 days ago they have now leaked 9,921,459,817 litres of water from their badly maintained, underinvested, cracked old network of pipes. thameswaterleakage.neocities.org

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Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey

5 days ago

So while 26 million people in England and Wales are living under a hosepipe ban last night this is happening on a golf club in north London. What am I missing?

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Swissyellow 🇨🇭🟨🏒🐂🕹️ @swissyellow

2 weeks ago

In the 80s you'd go back to school 1st day and you'd have lost someone during the summer. Combine Harvester death Playing Chicken with Train death Quarry death Cess pit/slurry death Happier times.

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UEFA @UEFA

2 weeks ago

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

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weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval

3 weeks ago

idk why but i find it so funny that the euro banknotes featured FICTIONAL bridges so as to not cause conflict between member states but then a dutch town decided to just build all of the bridges to claim them??!?

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Andrew Lawrence @YellowAL

3 weeks ago

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𝚃𝚒𝚖 𝚆 🐂 @TimWalkerOUFC

3 weeks ago

@YellowAL @OUFCOfficial What do you call an Ox with no eyes: 1) No eyed ox 2) Anything you want it doesn’t have ears either 3) Ox (there’s no I’s in Ox)

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Andrew Lawrence @YellowAL

3 weeks ago

@OUFCOfficial Where have the Ox eyes gone from the logo … 👀

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Scott Bryan @scottygb

4 weeks ago

Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.

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Oxblogger @oxtweeter

4 weeks ago

Oxblogger Oxford United Emergency Survey 2026 Given the change of manager, stadium news and a transfer embargo, it makes sense to find out how the mood has changed over the summer. For this weekend only, a quick survey about the mood around the club: forms.gle/mCsZu1AcVser4o…

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Gunnersbury parkrun @GPparkrun

4 weeks ago

Another fabulous morning Thankyou 🎉 IF YOU DID NOT HEAR - WE ARE BACK ON THE NORMAL ROUTE FROM NEXT WEEK - start at the top of the park, parallel to Popes Lane 🙌parkrun.org.uk/gunnersbury/ne…

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The Mercian @TheMercianNews

a month ago

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Happy 1099th Birthday England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 On 12th July, 927AD, King Æthelstan secured control over the last Viking kingdom of Northumbria and united the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms under one ruler, becoming the first King of a united England. Terrible day for Norway.

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John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews

a month ago

The BBC’s latest audience figures show it’s reaching more than half a billion people worldwide — 502 million — for the first time in its history. That’s more than 6% of the entire world’s population. It’s a huge achievement for Britain’s global influence.

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Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta

a month ago

The US Navy operates a 50,000 acre forest in Indiana whose entire job is keeping one wooden ship from 1797 afloat. The ship is USS Constitution, still a commissioned warship with an active-duty crew. Cannonballs bounced off her in 1812 because the hull sandwiches a wall of live oak ribs between two layers of white oak planking, nearly 2 feet of solid wood so dense it barely floats. British 18-pounders hit it and dropped into the sea. A sailor yelled "her sides are made of iron" and the nickname stuck. Here's the problem with owning a 229-year-old wooden ship: you can't buy the parts. Hull planks run up to 40 feet long and 7 inches thick, cut from single white oak trunks. A white oak takes over a century to grow that big. No lumberyard on earth stocks it. So the Navy grows its own. Constitution Grove at Naval Support Activity Crane holds trees over 100 years old, reserved exclusively for this ship. Foresters there are managing oaks today that will become hull planking in the 2100s. The maintenance plan literally runs on tree time. Every 20 years or so she enters dry dock and shipwrights swap out rotted timber. After two centuries of this, estimates put original 1797 wood at maybe 10 to 15 percent of the ship. The Navy keeps replacing her plank by plank because Congress mandated her preservation and because she's the only active US warship that has sunk an enemy vessel. Every other asset in the Navy has a decommission date. This one has a tree farm.

Guns&Gadgets @Guns_Gadgets

a month ago

The USS Constitution, aka Old Ironsides, is the world’s oldest commissioned war ship still afloat! She was launched in 1797, one of six original frigates authorized for construction by the Naval Act of 1794 and the third constructed. The name “Constitution” was among ten names

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Troll Football @TrollFootball

a month ago

The world today after Balogun's red card was rescinded

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Troll Football @TrollFootball

a month ago

Mr. Infantino? I'm just calling about Jarell Quansah...

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Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV

a month ago

8th century ass match

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The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX

a month ago

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The Royal Belgian Football Association has released a statement in regard to Folarin Balogun being able to play against them. "The Royal Belgian Football Association (RBFA) is astonished by FIFA's decision to declare suspended United States player Folarin Balogun eligible to play in the USA–Belgium match on Monday, 6 July at 5:00 p.m. (Seattle time)." "FIFA bases its decision on Article 27 of the FIFA Disciplinary Code. This provision states that the FIFA Disciplinary Committee may decide to suspend the enforcement of a previously imposed disciplinary sanction." "However, Article 66.4 of the same FIFA Disciplinary Code clearly provides that a red card (sending-off) automatically results in a suspension for the team's next match, as has been the case for all previous red cards issued during this FIFA World Cup." "Furthermore, and irrespective of the above, the decision is in direct contradiction with the provisions of the FIFA World Cup 2026 Competition Regulations, as set out in Article 10.5: "If a player or team official is sent off as a result of a direct or indirect red card (second caution), they will automatically be suspended from their team's subsequent match. In addition, further sanctions may be imposed." "The automatic nature of such a suspension was also explicitly reaffirmed in FIFA World Cup 2026 Circular No. 16, which was distributed to all participating member associations on 12 May 2026." "The same rule is reiterated at every FIFA World Cup 2026 Match Coordination Meeting prior to each match and is included in all FIFA World Cup 2026 workshop presentations. "In order to safeguard the legitimate rights of all participating teams and to protect the fundamental principles of fair play in our sport, both at this FIFA World Cup and at future editions of the tournament, the RBFA is investigating all potential options."

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Micky Jnr @MickyJnr__

a month ago

🇨🇻 What a welcome home! 🏠 Thousands of fans gathered at the airport to welcome the Cape Verde team after their historic FIFA World Cup debut. Despite their Round of 32 exit, the Blue Sharks captured hearts around the world and return home as national heroes. ❤️💙 #WorldCupwithMicky #CapeVerde #FIFAWorldCup