Alan @_AlanDoee

I cover a little bit of everything Joined March 2013

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Manchester City @ManCity

a month ago

Born winner 🏆

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Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake

2 months ago

Bro when were 3 beers deep and I pull out a pack of marlboro reds

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autist @litteralyme0

2 months ago

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

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Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly

5 months ago

I refuse to get a job until this Covid nonsense blows over

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Connor @Connor_LFC8

5 months ago

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal bottles a lead or loses a game?

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Mitt @MittCPA

6 months ago

how the first sip of caffeine on a Saturday feels

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Cindy☘️ @Indemosyd

6 months ago

"I am thinking of taking leave" Your abusive boss:

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Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks

7 months ago

If you got anything to say...

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JT @jiratickets

7 months ago

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

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Hoops @Hoopss

7 months ago

All Coach Carter said was get a 2.3 GPA and buy a tie from goodwill And the whole hood was HEATED

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kenz @allthekenz

7 months ago

MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO HATE BEING NAMED JAXON SMITH-NJIGBA

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carter ✘ @J8LENWILLIAMS

7 months ago

the snow has reached up to my doorknob time to order some doordash eats

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EntertainmentBiz🎥 @RizviAzaad

7 months ago

Rightfully so because the movie was absolute garbage.

DCU PRIME TV @DCUPRIMETV

7 months ago

‘SUPERMAN’ did not receive any nominations at the 2026 Oscars.

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Joe Rambo @RamboAndFrens

7 months ago

There is a major STORM coming. 150 million Americans could be affected, including snow in Texas.

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Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks

7 months ago

21 months in the making. Stacked every opportunity to get here.

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basil @blis5ful

7 months ago

just ran some aarons

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what people don't know is that carti specifically did this as a bold criticism of the US healthcare system. the rubbing of the money on his stomach symbolizes that the only way americans can cure their illness is by having to spend huge sums of cash to aquire the care they need