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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

When Class Sucks Balls. Website Coming Soon boredstudent.net Somewhere In School Joined March 2013
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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Translation--- Bitches be crazy so dont fuck with their emotions

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then.

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

Personally, I think back cleavage will never be more appealing than front cleavage.

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

This is why Batman is the best.

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

Why do people think Jesus is coming back, he wasn't nailed to a fucking boomerang

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

Two things I require in a woman. Intelligence and a filthy mind. So, basically a pervert with a high IQ....

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

"What do we want?"......."Silence".... "When do we want?"......"I said Silence"..

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

I'm in a very serious relationship.. we don't even smile

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

This hot guy totally just checked me out. :] He's a cashier.

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

You should start a business... of minding your own.

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

I bought my vibrator last month but it's already broken. But hey, that's the risk you take when you buy stuff at garage sales.

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

Scratching off a lotto ticket before you leave the store is a good way of letting people know that your life isn't going according to plan.

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

Some of you ladies need to take it easy on the make up. You look like you were the first person to pass out at an Avon party

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

I always respond to gratitude with "It was the least I could do..." Because it was. And intentionally so.

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo.

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

I wonder if Batman knows that other cities have crime, too.

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

Its all fun and games until you realize that you have 9 siblings because your mom loved having sex

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

Re create that 'New relationship' feeling by not farting in front of your partner...

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

If a womans virginity could talk I bet it would say "Hi men"

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Bored Student @_BoredStudent

13 years ago

If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant.

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