Joseph Patrick @_JosephPatrick_

To the few who tell me that our kids “will be encouraged to be gay if they learn about gays!” I was taught maths to A level & didn’t become a mathematician. It does, however, help me navigate the complex world we live in Learning stuff is good Ignorance only feeds hate Choose

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Stevie Martin @5tevieM

7 years ago

person: what do you love most about freelancing? Me: getting “set up on the system” so I’m paid hhahahahahaha - [140 years pass] - hahahaahahahahhahaahahahahah [humanity has fallen, Denise sets me up as a new vendor, a PO number wails] Denise: Sry for the delay! D x

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Joseph Patrick @_JosephPatrick_

7 years ago

@sorslibertas @SteBreeze @Craigeth1 @IsLucinda @kteamarsden @MaisieAdam New title for show?! “Blessed Be This House.”

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Joseph Patrick @_JosephPatrick_

7 years ago

@WiggoWiggo What next? Self-service cows? Pork and ride? Chicken biscuits? No, thanks. I’ll stick with my Newquay Brown.

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Joseph Patrick @_JosephPatrick_

7 years ago

Ripen at home? *shakes head* Ripen in belly

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Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy

7 years ago

When people say stuff like "London isn't really English anymore" what they mean is people with darker skin are treated as human beings and allowed to roam the streets free rather than being treated as commodities where their culture and resources are plundered

John Cleese @JohnCleese

7 years ago

Some years ago I opined that London was not really an English city any more Since then, virtually all my friends from abroad have confirmed my observation So there must be some truth in it... I note also that London was the UK city that voted most strongly to remain in the EU

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Odeon of Death @OdeonOfDeath

7 years ago

Our Ken Loach retrospective continues with another of the director's seminal works: I, Daniel Dyer.

Odeon of Death @OdeonOfDeath

8 years ago

I, Daniel Dyer (2016) "Bollocks. You can't make me work like a cunt in a scrapyard with my dicky ticker, just cos I ain't got a Scooby how to fill out the DWP's online forms. They're like mad riddles. I, Daniel Dyer demand my appeal before I kark it in a fucking bog. You twat."