Brian Eckert @_eckstasy
unknown, unknowable, nobody https://t.co/qZUMffKEYl The Abyss Joined June 2022-
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you are wearing maternity clothes
No, but they're eating plenty of ass
Genuinely how do ppl in prison get jacked? There's no way they are eating 150+ g of protein a day
zoomers are going to start having simulators for doing stuff like vacuuming and washing the dishes and checking the oil on their car. They're going to call it things like "cozy" and "nostalgic"
This looks like boring bullshit. We literally made fun of "walking simulators" a decade ago, apparently zoomers actually LIKE them.
The whole point of having money is to separate you from other people. Job well done Tommy.
Weighing and measuring your food is slave behavior
You can't seriously say you are doing everything you can to diet and lose weight if you aren't weighing and measuring your food. Sorry, you are not serious about this shit unless you own a food scale and use it.
My productivity gains from AI have allowed me to free up more time for what I'm truly passionate about (taking drugs)
Pussy. Back in college this is what we called " Saturday night."
MDMA plus high-dose psilocybin was the hardest psychological work Andrew Huberman has ever done. He is explicit: no one should try this without clinical support, and many people should not take these compounds at all. He has only done the combination twice. MDMA first created
becoming more nostalgic for low quality productions is proof that nostalgia is a sickness.
maybe your kids just suck
The most surprising part of having the grandchildren my parents always wanted is how little time boomers actually want to be around children. Easily the most selfish generation of all time
The goddamn pinky toenail is a hell spawn entity
I troll and hate on people using my own name, like a real grown-ass adult man
I don’t know of a single, well adjusted, adult man who has an anonymous social media profile he uses to troll and hate on other people. Something is seriously wrong with you if you do. Successful secure men don’t do that shit. They are too busy kicking ass at life.
watching this is gayer than gay porn
You can do Split Squats on the Hack Squat Machine Much like Split Squats on the Pendulum Squat…they are also DIABOLICAL
@SillyBryden @Leonardaisfunny just admit you WANT to feel horrible still. it gives you a little rush, a pep in your step, to imagine them abusing you.
Remember when this fucking idiot was going to end pharmaceutical advertising and all he managed to do was like ban the color red in Doritos and petition for pull-up bars at airports
RFK Jr. launches a new cooking show, “The Real Food Show,” focused on healthy, budget-friendly meals.
Hey "ripped" Dad, do your kids ever ask you why you post gay porn on Twitter?
Pic from yesterday's chest and shoulders. Been adding in extra sets of arms at the end of my workouts. Arms have been stubborn but seems to be helping so I'm going to keep at it for a while. 188lbs here
When I say people they are not willing to accept any level of risk today, and that this is partly to blame for the stuck culture, it starts with their health and all this wellness bullshit. Of course nothing is "100% safe." Not even fucking bubble boy in his bubble is 100% safe.
There is no safe level of alcohol. Chris Williamson cited the largest Lancet study ever done on the subject. Every single drink moves you closer to death a little faster. Zero is the only number that doesn’t. He didn’t pretend people will stop. It’s the same trade-off as eating
@CorporateClarke There are interesting parts and concepts but the pacing is poor and drags it down.
A key aspect of the "stuck culture" is aversion to risk-taking
Mechanically separated beef? Don't mind if I do.
man, guys, COVID, we didn't know how good we had it, huh, heckin good times with the old 'rona, we need to go back, you know, there was just something special in the air; you had to be there.
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