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franny @_gissy_

inexplicable. Joined May 2009
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franny @_gissy_

13 years ago

it's funny how people forget

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

twerking... you dont even have the proper equipment. go have a fucking seat.

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

white bitches: universalizing black culture and beauty through decontextualization since cleopatra.

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

fuck miley cyrus, yo. that's my word.

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

MAVIS!!!!!!

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

listen, all im saying is, if the world was about to end, the illuminati would know. so i we're probably good at least through the superbowl

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

14 years ago

signs that things aren't going well: 1) u pretend to be a divorced detective at parties. 2) u threaten children via skype.

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

14 years ago

Attend a murder hearing today in your best threads and yell from the gallery " I'm doing better than you".

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

maybe if i believe hard enough, trinidad james will turn out to have been performance art... or satire... or at the very least a bad joke.

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

glad we got that cleared up.

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

so you're a whore if you cheat on your boyfriend, but not if you break your vows and carry on a public relation ship while still married 0_o

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

but when she told me she called him potato head because his head looks like a potato... yeah, P A R E N T I N G F A I L.

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

seriously, go to a mirror and say this with a straight face: why did you call him a potato head?

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

and i failed as a parent when attempting discipline her because that shit is funny.

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

my life right now: my daughter lost two (of three) smiley faces for calling a boy in her class a potato head.

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Heartcapricorn @HeartCapricorn

14 years ago

#Capricorn's have little tolerance for flakiness or unreliable people

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

and the details are making it worse.

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franny @_gissy_

14 years ago

some mondays you wake up to a world where Elmo is being accused of child molestation. 😔 stop the world, I want off.

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