tom bombadilf @_jakelene

hello this is jake on jake's phone Lekwungen Territory/Victoria Joined July 2014

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Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88

2 years ago

Something that Tanya Talaga said a couple of weeks ago that hasn’t left me: when you think of Murray, think of the weight of hearing thousands of accounts of untold horror, and the toll it would take on your body. Think of taking that on. cbc.ca/news/politics/…

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chatpile roan @chatpileroan

2 years ago

feeding a xenomorph apple slices with an open palm like it’s a horse

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steven duong @boneless_koi

2 years ago

guys i think i could be a pretty decent writer if i stopped playing those games where you micromanage the economy of a medieval fiefdom over the course of several centuries

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mark leidner @markleidner

2 years ago

my worst nightmare is being an olympic judge after they let xenomorphs compete. draping a medal over a xenomorph’s hideous head while they hiss at me, inches from my face, only for a second head to come out their tooth-filled maw… and i have to drape another tiny medal over it

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Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery

2 years ago

Jane Austen reaching the last chapter of a book: and another thing. I am FINISHED writing dialogue. SICK of it. okay some people got married and others didn't. nobody said anything every again, goodbye

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Para @ParacelsusII

2 years ago

star wars is fundamentally about someone holding a lightsaber and having the worst time of their life

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen

2 years ago

ok ms frizzle i’m glad you brought my child into the human colon but he literally does not know how to read

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soup 🤍 @alorazei

2 years ago

i said it was my favourite show, i didn’t say it was good

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tom bombadilf @_jakelene

2 years ago

@mylessauer if circle snap, google "circle snap replacement" and get yourself a pair of pliers

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tom bombadilf @_jakelene

2 years ago

@mylessauer is this a buckle or is it a circle snap

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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel

2 years ago

In Mission Impossible 3, Ethan’s cover job is working for the Department of Transportation so that when he talks about how “traffic has a memory” people get bored and stop asking questions, but that wouldn’t work on me. I would ask him so many questions he would have to kill me.

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tom bombadilf @_jakelene

2 years ago

in the year of our lorde twenty twenty four

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tom bombadilf @_jakelene

2 years ago

in calgary airport chilis and someone has put on the glee version of like a virgin

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its legal for you to follow porksweats.bsky.social @porksweats1

6 years ago

kate winslet's boob in titanic was a generation defining first boob

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tom bombadilf @_jakelene

2 years ago

Who Is She???

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tom bombadilf @_jakelene

2 years ago

my face doing 😯🤓😁 all at once

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tom bombadilf @_jakelene

2 years ago

this gets funnier the older the photo gets

tom bombadilf @_jakelene

5 years ago

lmao

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tom bombadilf @_jakelene

2 years ago

I'm going back through some old posts and this is genuinely still the funniest thing to have ever happened

tom bombadilf @_jakelene

5 years ago

did y'all know that when you create a brand new iTunes account that U2 album from 2014 that apple dropped into everyone's libraries for promo is the only thing in there