Kevin Kampwirth @_kidpresentable
behind the street sweeper. Brooklyn Joined October 2011-
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People who consider soccer “the beautiful game” have obviously never watched the Johnsonville Brats Cornhole Tournament on ESPN 12.
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@pddavidson Bridget’s gonna be making one of these for papa chris’ before you know it
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If Chucky the doll tried to attack me I would simply kick him away
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I like when my Apple Watch congratulates me for standing up. That’s right, Apple Watch. I did it.
@junodemelo I went to put it in the foil drawer and my mind was blown.
Every generation gets the president they deserve.
your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
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I guess you’ll just have to trust me that my costume is guy with IBS.
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When the goats ask me what I did at the weekend
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You’re overrated. x.com/benshapiro/sta…
“Bull Durham” is the most overrated baseball movie ever.
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"Current Position: Hooked up to a breast pump while hate-scrolling through the Instagram feed of a beautiful pregnant woman whose nursery has a hashtag." #MothersDay mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-new…
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Hello men- it’s shorts weather now so remember the old rhyme: At or above the knee, That’s what we like to see, Longer than the knee A juggalo ye be
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That's not how economics works. x.com/realDonaldTrum…
When you’re already $500 Billion DOWN, you can’t lose!
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Bach in the Subways is happening NOW! What are you doing to celebrate? Post photos and videos with #BachintheSubways2018 and we'll repost!
@paryshnikov Wait. Is this a rebrand or a pivot?
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Things no one named Trump knows: 1. Tariffs are taxes. 2. USA tariffs are not really paid by China. They are paid by USA consumers of Chinese goods. 3. Tariffs raise prices of foreign goods & also raise prices of goods made in USA. 4. Wall St knows all of this.
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[after I cut a bagel] would you like the side that is somehow three times larger than the original bagel or the side that is the first object ever to have only two dimensions
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