nia @_niamango

Make it mighty. Santa Rita, GUAM Joined April 2014

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nia @_niamango

a year ago

Im at the age when asked “what’s the bandage on your neck” and the response is… “it’s SALONPAS.”

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Me calling the church for my papers to be a godparent: Hi Ms. (Insert name here)… Secretary: NEN. She passed away 4 years ago. The lord always calls us home…and back to the faith. DANGGGGG AUNTIE! Lmfao

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Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar

2 years ago

Headline writers not messing about

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2 years ago

Same girl, same. Sincerely, An American from Guam, “A place where America’s Day begins but our votes DON’T COUNT”

Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump

2 years ago

I am so deeply sorry. I thought better of us.

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Susie Dent @susie_dent

2 years ago

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

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God @TheTweetOfGod

2 years ago

Goodbye, America. Never speak to Me again.

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nia @_niamango

2 years ago

Ladies—if you can’t handle the way you eat KADU, he ain’t worth the cuddle. Lol

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2 years ago

Happy Hour is now me and my brother sitting on the couch in complete silence after an exhausting day trying to regain enough strength to finish said day.

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2 years ago

You know it’s been a gnarly year when you totally forgot Typhoon Mawar happened…and your twitter…I mean, X account existed.

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3 years ago

Fun fact: iPhone face recognition works with me in glasses but not with charcoal face mask 😂

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3 years ago

@chrisrenaud33 Cause you forgot your allegra on Guam hun

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3 years ago

Why we never got a final season of Mindhunter is my Roman Empire.

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nia @_niamango

3 years ago

To think I thought MAYBE GPA was rolling power outages to help us save on our electricity bills. BUT NOW they want to increase power rates due to the price of fuel. lanyat—just tell me you want me to be homeless already.

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nia @_niamango

3 years ago

There’s a twisted sense of satisfaction when going back and forth with customer service and then they finally realize Guam is part of the United States.