al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

mom | registered social worker | mental healthcare worker | weirdo | queerdo Winnipeg, Manitoba Joined December 2015

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ally @missmayn

10 months ago

‘defund the police’ doesn’t mean cops get $0 it means they get $2.75 billion instead of $3.3 billion and the difference gets spent on mental healthcare professionals who will help you without shooting your dog.

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

10 months ago

“the baby keeps waking up every time I put her in the crib” - boring, predictable, amateur “I can’t stick the landing” - whimsical, sportsy, sort of fun while you lose your mind

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mad @sadcocktail

10 months ago

at winner’s smelling candles. my favourite two are the ones that smell like a time and place i can’t quite put my finger on but can never return to or eucalyptus

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

10 months ago

@iamdieforyouuu Mujaddara

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mad @sadcocktail

a year ago

don’t ask me what i’m listening to if you can’t handle the answer (kalan porter’s 2004 debut album)

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

a year ago

so glad we made the switch to @Bell internet and tv. it barely works! it records half of our shows, they barely play, our wifi is slow… I want my @Rogers / Shaw back.

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

a year ago

@manitobahydro What’s the reason for the outage?

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

a year ago

oh, none for me thanks! I’m saving room for dessert (an entire row of mint oreos)

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

a year ago

this evening for a small and overstimulating portion of time, there were fireworks and thunder at the same time. can a neurodivergent girlie catch a damn break?

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

a year ago

agree w all

Mike Hunt @sharis1284

a year ago

I always have fun doing these so here are *MY PERSONAL* 20 favorite drag race looks of all time (from the seasons I've watched), unranked and in no particular order, based solely on what brought me the most joy 🧵

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

a year ago

@sadcocktail I’m dead

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

a year ago

ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to go through a drive-thru

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

a year ago

@sadcocktail um ok cute cameo

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

2 years ago

@sadcocktail LOLLLLLLL

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

2 years ago

not me crying because they separated the menendez brothers for their consecutive life sentences

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

2 years ago

yo @WendysCanada sippy cups for root beer is a diabolical decision

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

2 years ago

adhd’d myself again today, surprise surprise (cost myself 210 dollars by not remembering to fight a ticket on time)

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

2 years ago

@megcavvy I called 311, explained that the car is functioning, insured for full use, and they assured me it would not be towed. Woke up 72 hours later and my car was gone. Had to go get it in a snowstorm, pay 150 for the tow, and spent the last 8 months fighting the $300 ticket. 🙃

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al ✌🏻 @_sofapizza

2 years ago

@megcavvy Last winter the city of Winnipeg stole my car! My (fully functioning, fully insured) vehicle was parked in front of my house (not a snow route, no other parking restrictions). I received a warning that my “abandoned vehicle” would be towed if it wasn’t moved in 72 hours… (1/)