Being this hot and climbing the Empire State Building in a proposal stunt as heterosexuals oh baby the straights really said July 1 faggots to the BACK
A clean sheet for Matt Freese, the US men's national team goalkeeper.
TIL that he turned down Manchester United as a teenager to go to Harvard and study economics and computer science (this makes him spiritually Asian btw).
He's a legit data nerd too - models expected goals, builds Pythagorean expectation formulas, and did deep research on penalty-taker tendencies that gives him a real edge. He said that he'll publish the full findings only after retiring from football.
He's also Catholic so I'm guessing, his baseline is pretty based. Well done to him and Team USA! 🇺🇸
🚨STAT: Mexico are the first team since Italy in 1990 to win their first four World Cup matches without giving up a goal. 🇲🇽
• 2-0 vs South Africa • 1-0 vs South Korea • 3-0 vs Czechia • 2-0 vs Ecuador
when i wake up in the morning i wonder whether the fingerprints on my window are a consequence of my sleepwalking or a reminder from God that I will always be one of his children
I can see the rats staring at me through my windows. Their beaded eyes scavenging for food while my life plays out before me. Are we all just wild animals searching for our next meal or is the sand falling between my fingers more alarming
when i experience a flicker of attraction for another person i go burn my fingerprints off on the stovetop to punish myself for my wretched immoral predatory ways
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504 Followers 533 Following| Comics and Manga | I love Arsenal | I love Blue Lock | always looking for new friends!!! Everyone’s favorite performative male!!!!
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Priv: @PastaLordering
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