Zach Petch @_zilp

@_screenhog @JaseRuggy If I didn’t know you’d have made this kind of joke long before you were a father, I would have thought this was such a typical dad joke. Well done, either way.

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3 years ago

@JimmyBroadbent El ツイスター

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Zach Petch @_zilp

3 years ago

It’s been over 21 years, and my tamagotchi is still dead. #tamagotchi #MonacoGP #Beyonce

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3 years ago

@_screenhog @IglooLane ‘Twas very likely the best collection of (~Chrises~ ~Chrisses~ ~Chris’s~) people named Chris ever to be collected in such a small space.

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Well, about 68 more people voted on this than I expected. So I felt it warranted some research. Supposedly, bread can be considered a gas-in-solid solution (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread) or, as @csopso put it, colloid.

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Zach Petch @_zilp

4 years ago

Serious question: What state of matter is bread?

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4 years ago

@healeycodes It seems Apple is leaning a little too heavily on JavaScript.

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4 years ago

Life goal: be combobulated.

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Zach Petch @_zilp

5 years ago

Today I learned that First Nations people are vastly over-represented in the Canadian prison system, comparable to the way black people are over-represented in the American prison system. And it’s getting worse. oci-bec.gc.ca/cnt/comm/press…

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Zach Petch @_zilp

5 years ago

This is horrifying. Shocking. Repulsive. This calls for more than a simple, “it reminds us of a shameful part of our history.” 215 dead children found in Kamloops, BC. ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/…

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Zach Petch @_zilp

5 years ago

@JimGaffigan @TheFelixKay This makes way more sense. Thank you!

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Zach Petch @_zilp

6 years ago

@_screenhog I think there’s a notable difference between wasting water and having too much water. Similarly with the internet. Downloading/streaming/scrolling endlessly when you’re bored could maybe be closer to “wasting the internet,” but I don’t really know.

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Zach Petch @_zilp

6 years ago

@_screenhog I sincerely hope not.

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Zach Petch @_zilp

6 years ago

@_screenhog @_Brantone I could be mistaken, but I believe that is actually the original saying, which over time was shortened, with the original meaning still in memory, and then the original meaning forgotten.

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Zach Petch @_zilp

6 years ago

@_screenhog That would be absolutely delightful.

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Zach Petch @_zilp

6 years ago

@_screenhog You are a terrific human being. I’m glad to know you. Even if it’s only a little.

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Zach Petch @_zilp

6 years ago

#BlackLivesMatter I am fortunate enough to have grown up with a moderately diverse extended family, but I feel embarrassed that I didn’t realize that some of my family members continue to deal with racism to this day. I am so sorry for not being more supportive sooner.