snarky rph 💊 @_zosyn
pharmacist. liberal. millennial. she/her. bi. i’m short and so is my temper. 😈 northeast Joined June 2021-
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my inner circle is making money moves and honestly love it for us 🤑
Going from C1 to C3 means your 'dispensary' is going to need a DEA license, and a Pharmacist there and possibly more record-keeping/tracking like Rx's. Which means now costs are going to go up 100x, which means its cheaper to buy on the street. Guess nobody thought of that huh?
Too many lives have been upended because of our failed approach to marijuana. So today, the @TheJusticeDept is taking the next step to reclassify marijuana from a Schedule I to a Schedule III drug under federal law. Here's what that means:
i can taste this photo
Too many lives have been upended because of our failed approach to marijuana. So today, the @TheJusticeDept is taking the next step to reclassify marijuana from a Schedule I to a Schedule III drug under federal law. Here's what that means:
have avoided having covid for over four years, i go to Florida once and i come back with fucking covid for the first time ever. 🫠 even when i went to DC in the fucking fall i didn’t come back with anything. that’s it, im staying up north 😐
it kills me with each cycle still getting my period and a bunch of negative tests :(
i love my state 💕
BREAKING NEWS: A 62-year-old Weymouth man has become the first person to receive the world’s first genetically-edited pig kidney transplant into a living human at Massachusetts General Hospital. boston25news.com/news/local/mas…
@Flagpole_Canada Hand bostitch (prev PaperPro) is the best. Though I found a new one on Amazon that’s great, does 40 pgs
i can’t be the only pharmacist that has an obsession with nice staplers and pens
@Socalmegan Same. It has also transformed into obsessions with markers/brush pens and calligraphy/hand lettering
our OV order was marked as delivered at 4. it was NOT. they showed up at 5:30 AFTER I called on them. pretty sure the DEA would love to hear that there were narcotics unaccounted for during the time frame 🤨
happy 5th wedding anniversary to my other half; 13 years together
@vera41061 I have parents that bring their kids back to me specifically bc of this! It’s over before the little one even knows it
Honest question. What makes someone good at giving shots? I would say almost 2/3 of my pts are surprised after I give them vaccines and a lot of them come back just for me. Is there something to it? 😂😂
@joannatomical Honestly I think this is more it than anything. That and I don’t even tell them when I’m going to do it lmao I just keep yapping until the needle is in the sharps
@shanback801 I never understood why people don’t change needles! Drives me crazy.
@nurse_gracie_pi I like to pulse my fingers near the site while it goes in to help with pain distraction, too :)
I’m from New England, of course I drink solely iced coffee
I knew it was coming, but my GOODNESS that was fast.
Fluffy @PharmaBlue
3K Followers 588 Following Deleted/Holding Name for future use. Employer discovered. DM for more information.
phlawless pharm✨ @PhlawlessPharm
8K Followers 4K Following Peds EM pharmacist | expert in bubblegum-flavored antibiotics. #EMRx #girlmedtwitter 💊
Arya Snark ⚔️ @XtremeRPh
2K Followers 1K Following The path of the righteous woman is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. *Pharmacist *Veteran *INFJ *#BLM *🏳️🌈
Sara with a PharmD @SarasCrazyLife
2K Followers 1K Following The internal rants of a PharmD, mother of doxies & a human, wife of RN, giant geek, opinions≠advice... Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath
TheFrustratedPharmaci... @FrustratedPharm
3K Followers 256 Following Pharmacist stuck in & frustrated w/ chain pharmacies. Posting some of my experiences/opinions to amuse others. I won't counsel you here. #retailpharmacy
Ken O’Conazole, Pha... @dr_o_slayyy
1K Followers 709 Following Dr. Ken (he/him) 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Farmacy and Phallout (and Star Trek). Views are personal/not sponsored by employer #pizzaisnotworking #trans #TwitteRx
PHARMERJAY @Skywalkerjaywv
1K Followers 2K Following Christian, father, husband, pharmacist, WVU proud...leave a tremendous legacy
Mare @smashburgh
975 Followers 1K Following Pharmacist. I spend way too much time and money watching hockey. Running is my therapy.
legal drug dealer �... @pharmacist_gerl
887 Followers 225 Following doctor of pharmacy. mental health patient & advocate. reptile & crystal lover. leftist. she/her.
Pharmacy is Phun. Lif... @DreamPharmD
3K Followers 3K Following Empathy is life. Ex-retail. Spreadsheets to pay da billz. Be kind always and laugh as much as u can. 🐶 😺 🍻 🎶 🥩#samesies
A l p r a z o l a m �... @legaldrugdilla
582 Followers 349 Following pharm B • hot mess • follow advisory
childless cat lady @bornahousecat22
656 Followers 518 Following Pharmacist, Hawaii lover, Chicago lover, cat lover, @itsnonametim lover
Crazy RxMan @CrazyRxMan
15K Followers 14K Following I am the Crazy RxMan, your local pharmacist... smart enough to be a pharmacist, insane enough to work retail!
Lamictal my Balziva @anoncpht
1K Followers 2K Following Just an anonymous guy here to make you laugh. Part time CPhT, full-time IT nerd. Bengals, Reds, Buckeyes, Thundering Herd. Dm open for anyone who needs an ear.
Dr. IT @b_ink
2K Followers 1K Following CPhT turned PharmD 💊, Pharmacy Masochist, Wife, Fur Mom, 🌎 Traveler , 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ ally——My tweets are reflective of only myself and not my employers
Dr. Miss.Kelsey Pharm... @MissKelsey_RX
1K Followers 1K Following Pharmacist• Opioid Impact Family Support Specialist• Interests in Community, Underserved, Harm Reduction •☉ ♉️ ☾ ♋️ ⇡ ♋️ •✝️ • Tweets = me
Lefty RPh @jayhawkrx93
763 Followers 1K Following Gym, golf, my sons, and wife. Not necessarily in that order.
MitraSpec LLC @Mitraspec
611 Followers 1K Following MitraSpec LLC | Est. 2015 Plant-based wellness & kratom Family-run • Lab-tested Advocacy over prohibition 🌿 #PlantsNotPills
Quinn Johnston @mrquinnplays
537 Followers 6K Following Photographer, Professional Gamer, Social Media Marketer, and Entrepreneur had 800k social media network
ModeRN Life @_ModeRN_Life
820 Followers 3K Following Just another burnt out Nurse posting the crazy stories and selling handmade items of all kinds because nursing doesn’t pay enough 🤷♂️🩺💊💉🛍️🛒
Morris @Morris58486713
9 Followers 204 Following
PracticallyAverageGuy @Practical198447
637 Followers 2K Following Personal Finance / Investing / Business / Credit Cards / Health / Food / New Experiences / Enjoying life as it comes
Justin G @urbstormz
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Samreen Hameed @stalwart_sam
24 Followers 2K Following
KatrinaMarcia 'Sacia'... @Katrina23617823
287 Followers 3K Following '& nobody in all of Oz no wizard that there is or was is ever going to I HOPE YOURE HAPPY'
Jay Furl @itsjayfurl
249 Followers 809 Following SMB operator in healthcare. Independent pharmacy loyalist. Learning everyday
Rodeo Burgher @DripBruh
123 Followers 2K Following
Wanda Erererer @WandaErererer
215 Followers 1K Following USAFVeteran No DMs please. If you can contribute to my #GoFundMe I would appreciate it. THX
Jessica Pozdol @mom2terriers
539 Followers 2K Following
Jefferson L. Davis @jeffdog53
100 Followers 457 Following Purdue Alum ☢️ Boiler Up 🚂 Also here for Corgi & Schnauzer content 🐾
brianwiz @brianwiz
132 Followers 426 Following Husband, father, brother, pharmacist, skier,golfer, cyclist, somewhat carpenter , wine enthusiast, investor, commisioner,left hander, cat friendly
Alex C @acharlton145
221 Followers 842 Following Hospital, Ambulatory and Travel Pharmacist, Dog Lover, RA patient and advocate. Friend to all regardless of race, religion or orientation.
t gray @trplj_soccerdad
50 Followers 598 Following
k_faridi @dianadir2
52 Followers 322 Following A pharmacist, A mother , traveller,Who have faith in Allah in everything .
Randy Clinton @Randy_Clinton_
26 Followers 377 Following I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats
Lucky D Irish 🌈�... @trivia_goddess
57 Followers 451 Following
Nurse/CrankyAF. #abor... @MellyMcSmelly
199 Followers 815 Following Socially awkward, very early 50s nurse. Pro-vax, pro-mask. Accomplice. The older I get, the more in favor of universal healthcare I am.
AuDHD Patient Advocat... @DrPharmadvocate
7 Followers 183 Following Patient Advocate. Pharmaceutical Chemist passionate about science, ethics, and bringing awareness to AuDHD patients.
deepak sharma @deepaks7567522
18 Followers 632 Following Enjoy Every Moment Of Life Because Jindgi Na Milegi Dobara.❤️👍
Jeffrey Huffman @JeffreyJeffreyh
52 Followers 162 Following
mohamed @mohamed69592864
54 Followers 3K Following
Heather Glasko-Tully @HeatherTully
373 Followers 947 Following MSN, APRN, NP-C, FNP-BC, WVU Alum, Long-time ICU RN in a previous life, Wife, Nana x 5 ❤, Nicholas County Republican, Summersville Lake Lover
Elizabeth Bailey @Beachrnerbailey
13 Followers 63 Following
Ash💙 ✨️👁�... @ashy_toasty
632 Followers 602 Following 😗✌️ • probably streaming music or smosh reddit stories • I post more on TalkLife
thefucouple @FUcouples
1K Followers 970 Following Real estate & Personal Finance Misguiders | $100k Debt Accrued in 3 Years | 0 Rentals, Financial Dependence in our 30’s - Parody
MiloX Sports NBA @MiloxWorld
1K Followers 829 Following Welcome to MiloX Sports NBA! 🏀 Your trusted source for real-time news, trade updates, live scores, and everything NBA. Don’t miss a single moment of the action
Karen Bitove 🥊 @KarenBitove
2K Followers 5K Following living my best life, a female boxer a mother of 2 beautiful daughters & mom to my GSD!
lmanii @oajnsoq
3 Followers 3K Following
Kari W @zkjzwedge
7 Followers 56 Following
Jennifer Foley @foleyst8ofmind
172 Followers 801 Following
Learnin’ @sparklebug4
15 Followers 114 Following Medical kinda person :) l love talkin’ reproductive health+mental health l opinions = my own. 🌈✨
m @corpsmanangel85
14 Followers 85 Following
Lisa K Diehl-Flowers @DiehlFlowers
104 Followers 173 Following
Lolley @robertLolley3
42 Followers 422 Following husband, father grandfather, and independent pharmacy owner for 41 years , currently transitioning ownership to second generation. promotes health and wellness
Mike Beisner @jmbeisner
514 Followers 4K Following
Cheryle @CheryleRPh2
18K Followers 17K Following Blue dot in a red state. I speak sarcasm. I repost a lot. No patience for GOP hypocrisy. No magats. 🌊🌊Vote Blue🌊🌊 🚫DMs💙https://t.co/rjEP6niaFH
KevinUrsus @kevinursus
105 Followers 144 Following Pharmacy tech, graphic designer, hiker, severe weather nut, cemetery volunteer.
John Williams @acara84
15 Followers 655 Following
grasshopper @Grshopper
149 Followers 2K Following
Fluffy @PharmaBlue
3K Followers 588 Following Deleted/Holding Name for future use. Employer discovered. DM for more information.
phlawless pharm✨ @PhlawlessPharm
8K Followers 4K Following Peds EM pharmacist | expert in bubblegum-flavored antibiotics. #EMRx #girlmedtwitter 💊
Shane Jerominski @AccPharmacist
6K Followers 532 Following A certified expert in absolutely nothing but ready and willing to bloviate about anything.
Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken
685K Followers 430 Following Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Tiktok. Contact: [email protected] Bluesky: https://t.co/XXBQPt82Qg
Arya Snark ⚔️ @XtremeRPh
2K Followers 1K Following The path of the righteous woman is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. *Pharmacist *Veteran *INFJ *#BLM *🏳️🌈
Sara with a PharmD @SarasCrazyLife
2K Followers 1K Following The internal rants of a PharmD, mother of doxies & a human, wife of RN, giant geek, opinions≠advice... Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath
Re-Drugged Monkey @drugmonkey
6K Followers 935 Following Not posting here anymore. I want as little Elon Musk in my life as possible. Find me at https://t.co/eNCfQiPpPI
TheFrustratedPharmaci... @FrustratedPharm
3K Followers 256 Following Pharmacist stuck in & frustrated w/ chain pharmacies. Posting some of my experiences/opinions to amuse others. I won't counsel you here. #retailpharmacy
Cranky Pharmacist @CrankyPharmer
6K Followers 435 Following I'm a US retail pharmacist. Twitter is where I come to anonymously vent. ✌️❤️💊
Ken O’Conazole, Pha... @dr_o_slayyy
1K Followers 709 Following Dr. Ken (he/him) 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ Farmacy and Phallout (and Star Trek). Views are personal/not sponsored by employer #pizzaisnotworking #trans #TwitteRx
Mare @smashburgh
975 Followers 1K Following Pharmacist. I spend way too much time and money watching hockey. Running is my therapy.
Pharmacy is Phun. Lif... @DreamPharmD
3K Followers 3K Following Empathy is life. Ex-retail. Spreadsheets to pay da billz. Be kind always and laugh as much as u can. 🐶 😺 🍻 🎶 🥩#samesies
Savannah (she/her) @rx0rcist
62K Followers 322 Following OG IG is BACK 🥹 Other socials in Linktree • Advocate • Lactation Consultant Pharmacist: OF funds free healthcare🙏🏻💊🤱🏽• Columbia, SC native🏠
Crazy RxMan @CrazyRxMan
15K Followers 14K Following I am the Crazy RxMan, your local pharmacist... smart enough to be a pharmacist, insane enough to work retail!
Lamictal my Balziva @anoncpht
1K Followers 2K Following Just an anonymous guy here to make you laugh. Part time CPhT, full-time IT nerd. Bengals, Reds, Buckeyes, Thundering Herd. Dm open for anyone who needs an ear.
Dr. IT @b_ink
2K Followers 1K Following CPhT turned PharmD 💊, Pharmacy Masochist, Wife, Fur Mom, 🌎 Traveler , 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ ally——My tweets are reflective of only myself and not my employers
Katherine Rowland, Ph... @DRxKatherine
3K Followers 248 Following Bitter Barista graduated to Sarcastic Pharmacist 👩🏻⚕️💊 OSU/OHSU Alumna ‘19📍Vegas 🎲 or wherever my work laptop and I are traveling this week. 🦠 #RxTwitter
Kraken Kratom @krakenkratom
3K Followers 801 Following ✨Kraken Kratom strives to deliver the highest quality and most thoroughly tested product available 🌿, GMP listed by the American Kratom Asscociation😁👍✨
Austin John Plays @AustinJohnPlays
336K Followers 177 Following Professional Gamer with 2.5M Subscribers on YouTube. I Make Tips & Tricks for Zelda & Pokémon games on Nintendo Switch 2. [email protected]
AskAubry 🦋 🐆�... @ask_aubry
323K Followers 12K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM me DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/GXezMqElY8 Follow≠endorse TL=TW
John | PM7 @PM7John
49K Followers 333 Following Don't ask about me about PM6 | Business Email: [email protected]
Eevee Expo @EeveeExpo
4K Followers 15 Following The official Twitter/X for the Eevee Expo, a showcase channel for indie games and fangames! Check us out on YouTube for feature length presentations!
luke @GameboyLuke
96K Followers 265 Following
Short Tempered @Shorttempered30
10K Followers 665 Following Tobin AKA Short Tempered on Youtube! | Use Code "SHORT" to get 10% OFF your GFUEL! https://t.co/DwaJswCilF [email protected]
Dylan • United @UnitedHayze
66K Followers 497 Following PokeTuber addicted to Anime. 1.5 Million Total Subs. Husband. Father of 2. @The_FocusFuel Co-Owner. @DrinkCTRL. 1 John 4:8. Business ✉️ [email protected]
Wolfey @WolfeyGlick
285K Followers 722 Following Pokemon World Champion. VT Grad. Business Email: [email protected]. He/Him. https://t.co/RfYYRx9nRd. https://t.co/bq96Zt8Rjz
ShadyPenguinn @Shadypenguinn
151K Followers 287 Following Husband. Father. Gamer. I love Jesus Sarah Abi Wesley Leia Kairi :) Co-Owner of @Elestrals
The Kratom Guy Show @KratomGuyShow
3K Followers 5K Following A show where we discuss kratom news & current events, latest in kratom science & herbal alternatives; frequent interviews from influential doctors & advocates
Patterrz @Patterrz
74K Followers 285 Following
Thomas A. Nguyen @quality_nguyen
8K Followers 882 Following World's okayest DO pediatrician. Pitiful lout.
MDJ | Danielle Jones,... @MamaDoctorJones
70K Followers 285 Following Board Certified ObGyn • YouTuber: 1.3 Million 💪 • Expert: Periods, Pregnancy, Sex Ed • Nomadic Doctor: 📍Aotearoa/NZ • ⚠️: Sarcasm
Surviving The Survivo... @PodcastSTS
18K Followers 3K Following The #BestGuests in #TrueCrime Hosted by Emmy award-winning network news correspondent and author Joel Waldman and his #Holocaust survivor mom.
collagen machine brok... @chronicallybeee
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Dr. Rachel Zoffness @DrZoffness
17K Followers 4K Following Pain scientist. Psychologist. Lecture @Stanford & @UCSFmedicine. Disruptor. Author 📚Tell Me Where It Hurts. Neuroscience nerd 🧠 #SciComm #MedEd
Keith Siau @drkeithsiau
214K Followers 5K Following GI doctor with interests in endoscopy, gut health, liver & medicine. 💜 #GITwitter #LiverTwitter #MedEd. Occasional silliness. Siau rhymes with meow 😺
Gnome Anne May Percei... @annethegnome
25K Followers 1K Following I’m no longer on Twitter. 👁️ https://t.co/a0x0nr9PyX 👁️ https://t.co/hCei2pnixx 👁️
Cassie Porębski, DO ... @AngryAmygdala
3K Followers 2K Following First-gen doc ◦Pathology PGY-3🔬◦ I hate pseudoscience but I love kittens #VaccinesSaveLives
iilluminaughtii 🔺�... @iilluminaughtii
34K Followers 200 Following (she/her) just a pyramid. over 1.5 mil on YouTube. hobbies include reading and crying. pfp made by @melanellie
kurtis conner @kurtisconner
992K Followers 4K Following comedian / [email protected] / https://t.co/cikJFak4up
Bad Rx Takes @BadRxTakes
317 Followers 63 Following Just here to count pills 💊 DMs are open--send those whacky E-Rxs or Rx takes #twitteRx #medtwitter
Grace 🐈⬛ 💜... @candid_kitten
2K Followers 2K Following Polio Survivor 🦠 Project 2025 Hate Account 🚫 Vaccine Advocate 💉 Cat Lover 🐱 Cheese enthusiast 🧀 #VaccinesWork
Pillchucker @Pillchucker
885 Followers 416 Following For as much as I complain, you'd never know how lucky I have it on this rock. 🤖umps plz Want to stop abortions? #DontNut
TheLiverDoc™ @theliverdoc
325K Followers 837 Following Doctor. Scientist. Author. https://t.co/vRivFzk37T https://t.co/8lHqoHPoRN
Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope
448K Followers 239 Following DM Submissions, documenting cope. "happily lapping up vintage sour grievances" - Slate
Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL
2.6M Followers 819 Following Stay moist https://t.co/QP5vVBNQq6 owner of @ShopifyRebels and @use_cheeky
Dr. No Longer Decent ... @amsi81
2K Followers 2K Following I dare believe in a world where we look out for our fellow human beings. I love comedy 😊 & I’m Still Resisting stupidity ✊🏾 #PharmD #TeamNoDM😉
The Right Can’t Mem... @TheRightCant
199K Followers 104 Following i like to laugh at conservatives trying to be funny
GamER MD @GamER_MD_Actual
8K Followers 4K Following Physician, Patient Advocate, and Hardcore Gamer. Always play all the exclusives! #BePlatformAgnostic The opinions shared here are my own! #GamingIsTheHobby
Sanjee Baksh @S__Baksh
13K Followers 2K Following @PennPulmonary fellow via @MGHMedicine, @TriIMDPhD • Aspiring intensivist/trophy husband • he/him 🏳️🌈🇹🇹🇱🇰
Penemonium, Drug Duch... @DrugDuchess
815 Followers 887 Following Alpaca enthusiast 💊 Opinions are my own 💊 Tweets are not medical advice 💊 EM Pharmacist s/p PGY1 💊 PharmD/BCPS/BCEMP 💊 Semi-loose-cannon
Ready To Glare 🔪 @ReadytoglareYT
93K Followers 394 Following ⚠️ Following ≠ endorsing. ⚠️ Social media: readytoglare everywhere else
The Try Guys / 2nd tr... @tryguys
439K Followers 9 Following Hi, we're the Try Guys! 💚💙💜 Join us on https://t.co/jyozuzkaFG #Tryceratops 🤘
Make schools safe �... @WeeTimorous
1K Followers 2K Following Bluesky; https://t.co/QVmupfRoqr mastodon: [email protected]: @weetimorous #cleantheair #covidisairborne
Shematologist, MD @acweyand
81K Followers 6K Following Peds heme onc, mother, dreamer, pacifist, justice seeker. Clueless Mother Theresa. Retweeted by Wonder Woman #CakeForBreakfast https://t.co/4SLDqCFsMq
Young Nails @youngnailsinc
8K Followers 92 Following Colors for Everyone 💅 ✨ Polish, Press-Ons, Mani Kits & More 🌈 50+ New Shades + Nail Care Essentials 📦 Shop Now 👇 https://t.co/tWVwOkfzPf
Not a Spelling Bee Wo... @Notaspellingbe1
8K Followers 258 Following Daily-ish words not in the NYT Spelling Bee that maybe should be. Submissions welcome! Crop out your correct answers, unfortunately spoilers will be blocked






















